Is it normal that i despise 1-ply toilet paper?

My wife and I try to cut back on unnecessary spending, and that means buying generic brands or in bulk. What I didn't know, was that this would result in her buying Scott Tissue 1-Ply 1000 Sheet Per roll toilet paper, which is so thin you can see through it! What's the point of 1000 sheets when you have to use twice as much? Plus, since it is basically the texture of tree bark, it doesn't absorb anything at all!

It should say: You use just as much paper, but we have no absorbency or texture so you'll be in pain after using this.

Ugh! Long story short, I now grocery shop when we're low on TP, I get Cottonelle, not too soft, not too thin. Justt right. I use at most 3 squares at a time.

Is it normal to be this angry about 1-ply toilet paper? Because it is the absolute worst thing. Most public bathrooms have at least 2-Ply.

1-Ply is the absolute Worst 33
What's the big deal? 1-Ply gets the job done (I have an iron butthole) 1
First world problems, who cares? 12
My whole life I've used 1-Ply. This post has inspired me to branch out 0
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  • Ellenna

    I think 1 ply toilet paper is rubbish but I don't actually get angry about it. I agree it's false economy because you have to use much more of it: however, having grown up with the newspaper squares on the nail in the outside dunny I still remember how great it was when my mother started buying toilet paper

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  • AB1234

    I voted, "First World problems..." I wasn't trying to be snide, but so long as I HAVE TP, I'm good. Preferably recycled. But so long as it's sustainably produced, I'm kewl. I guess I'm a hardened chick.

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  • FSF2016

    I agree. I can't stand 1-ply tissue paper! I might as well use my freakin' barehand. If the paper gets too wet and is wiped with too much pressure, it breaks through and the mess just ends up all over the hand that was supposed to be kept sanitary (for the most part) until the duty is done.

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