Is it normal that i detest small dogs?

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I hate small yapper dogs. I hate the people who have yapper dogs. There must be something wrong with these people? What on earth do they see in these defective things that look more like food for hawks. Handbag dogs, or whatever? These things are prey. That high-pitched yapper noise is the most irritating thing ever. Please go extinct (spay and neuter)! These are the most useless animals. They're not really dogs. I mean, you cannot walk one of these things with normal-sized dogs. These things look like freaking ferrets or something, lol. I cannot stand them. I like dogs that are normal dogs like a Labrador Retriever, the breed or a mutt-like that. No micro-dogs! I will erect a sign banning yapper microdogs.

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  • Rocketface
    5 years ago

    I killed my neighbours yappy rat dog when it got into my yard, I told him it bit me & had to defend myself (I am extremely petite), with the hedge trimmer I happened to have in my hands.

    No more rat dog, guts was ripped out, I grabbed the head, put my foot between its jaws & squeezed them hard enough that my foot required stitches & 3 toes were broken. Got an infected foot after that but it was worth it.

    THEN THE IDIOT GOES AND GETS 2 MORE YORKIE RATS THAT I HATE EVEN MORE THEN THE ONE I KILLED. Their days are numbered my hedge trimmer is always fully charged.

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  • sexynsadistic
    8 years ago

    i have an aquainntence who has a small dog and it follows me around and i hate it. i almost kick it sometimes, its hard to hold y foot back from ramming it across the room. so to avoid all that i take it ad hold it down and squeeze hot sauce in its mouth in large amounts so it runs away from me and stays away out of fear. its also hilarious to watch it tr to cool its mouth down with no water.......makes me all warm and fuzzy inside to watch. sometimes i hold it down and water board it. omg to fun!!!!!!

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  • gamerzgirl101
    9 years ago

    i don't mind "yapper dogs" but do they get a little annoying once in a while.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I don't like tiny happy dogs but I also don't like giant dogs that could eat you . What's so great about dogs anyway?

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  • WhoYouCallinPinhead
    9 years ago

    Small dogs can be just as good of dogs as the bigger ones and some can be even better. Did you know that smaller dogs tend to actually be the healthier dogs?

    To say that all small dogs are "yappers" and "anklebiters", is to generalize. Generalizing is bad.

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  • ImjustJeff
    9 years ago

    I've thought of one thing tiny dogs like that are good for...shove a pole up their ass and use them to get the cobwebs out of the corners of the ceiling.

    @thegypsysailor
    You kidding?! I'm pretty sure a sewer rat would taste better!

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    These 'yapper dogs', as you call them, are actually quite wonderful rotisseried over a wood fire and basted with bar b q sauce. Add a few baked potatoes and roasted corn and you have a feast equal to any roadkill I've ever had. Yum, yum.

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    • Rocketface
      5 years ago

      Stick a tent peg up its arse then hang it over the fire.

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