Is it normal that i don't think zooey deschanel is hot?

Everybody thinks she's so hot, especially the awkward sort of guys that are in some of my circles. It's like, "Oh, she constantly plays awkward, quirky women who like awkward, quirky men! That clearly means that she likes to spend her days hanging with socially and sexually inhibited men while drinking chocolate milk from a straw and cuddling to the Magnetic Fields on rainy days (or whatever other twee shit one can think of)!" I've just never liked her that much. I don't find her all that attractive because she just looks to me like a type-casted ball of walking twee and indie-chic (they even made her character a fan of The Smiths in one movie) and it's like she was just made specifically by a sexually-frustrated mad scientist (IMMA NICE GUY!!!) who collected vinyl albums, read Kurt Vonnegut, and had an 'ironic' sense of humor. Nothing but fodder for the fantasies of hipster virgins on Rate Your Music.

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Comments ( 16 )
  • poorpoorbaby

    Hard to say because I have no idea who that is.

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    • Never watch her films, she's a terrible actress AND she's type-casted worse than Michael Cera.

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  • bucho's_butt

    I think she's pretty attractive but I can't stand that hipster bullshit. I saw her playing a banjo once and I just wanted to rip it out of her hands and slam it down on her head. To be fair though, it's probably just feigned hipsterism for television. She may well be perfectly well adjusted in "real" life.

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  • dirtybirdy

    It's called preference, and ya, it's ok.

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    • kupokupo

      Preference?... I call it WITCHCRAFT!!!

      BURN THE OP! BURN EM!

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  • Short4Words

    This sounds an awful lot like jealousy. She's cute and has a charm to her. Get over it.

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    • I'm a heterosexual male. Yeah, I'm reaaal jealous. And no, I don't take orders from people over the internet.

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  • tadabrown

    You sound like a gay mama's boy. The woman is hot. Total instant boner babe. I don't give a fuck about her wacky TV show. I have jacked off just seeing her on it. If you were a man and not some faggy twerp you would fondle yourself when you see her on TV. Bet most other real men do. Better go wash up. I think I heard your mommie call you down for dinner.

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  • modernism

    She looks like a completely different person without her bangs.

    But like dirtybird said - it's a opinion. Not that big of a deal. Personally, I think she's beautiful, but there's no need to mock people for their personal preferences. They can do just the same towards you. Nothing's going to come from it - there's no point.

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  • iEatZombies_

    I'm sorry this bothers you so much. You shouldn't waste so much hate on someone who doesn't affect your life.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    She is pretty. Hot? That's subjective. Maybe she looks too innocent for your definition of hot.

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  • januarycurse

    I like her and everything but she is just a little too "perfect looking". I generally find people who have something slightly quirky about their appearance to be the most attractive, strangely enough.

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  • NathanScot

    Shut up you imbecile.What a load of hogwash.Have u seen that woman's body,'em thick thighs..and her eyes,she's hot.And its not her quirkiness that appeals to droves of men,its her openess and gentleness.I dont do celebrity crushes but if i did i'd pick zoey as my first choice.Cher'

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Well I think she's genuinely fucking beautiful

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    • I figured that you would, what with your taste in music.

      AAHHEE LUV YOOUUU ZOOOEY DEY-SHUH-NE-EHLLL.......

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Haha I found that too funny

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