Is it normal that i eat one dollar bills?

Is it Normal that I eat one dollar bills? I have a hardcore addiction to eating paper currency, I eat about 20-30 dollars in a week.

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8% Normal
Based on 104 votes (8 yes)
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  • Jweezee

    Is that what they mean when they say you could feed a starving African child with just a dollar a day? Damn i had it all wrong!

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  • Frosties

    That's not what they mean when they say you should eat your greens.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    Is it normal that I shit 100's?

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    • Jweezee

      I'm not really too kinky, but you could shit on my chest any day.

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  • it's really not.. those things are filthy... they've been in strippers underwear! XD

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  • Boylan'sbirchbeer

    Fibers--cotton fibers--on this bill act the same way as this agar, and the agar is like Jell-O gelatin. And that's normally what we grow our bacteria on in petri dishes.

    Researchers found all kinds of bacteria, including the stuff that causes acne.

    It also found bacteria that causes flesh-eating MRSA, and other bacteria that thrives in people's genitals.

    On one study done, over 40 million DNA samples were found. 95% were that of bacteria. 17,000 types of bacteria were found, including E. Coli. I would highly recommend not ingesting any more bills. In fact, I would switch to plastic, which is easier to clean and has not been in everyone's hands and stripper's asses. If you would rather eat than spend the money, I will give you my address so you can send me the money instead.

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  • My GI tract is high class...it only takes Benjamin's.

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  • Queen_of_darkness16

    hey,i bet whenever you take a crap,you be counting the nicks.

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  • walrus101

    if this is serious, you should get help.

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  • superaspie

    Liar! Money is poisonous because of the chemicals.

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  • TheBunnie

    What a waste of money! :o

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  • iEatZombies_

    lmao @ half these comments

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  • Eternal_Wisdom

    bacteria?? never mind.

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  • ThatChick28

    Whoa...dude...don't eat money...along w/ being dirty and probably a federal offense (lmao) it has hella chemicals in it...stop it.

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  • extreme_momma

    Now, if you poop out quarters, then you got problems!!!

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  • How much in total have you eaten to date.

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  • gncp

    ur joking!
    and joking is normal, eating dollar bills is a no-no!!

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  • Shackleford96

    Do you even know what goes into making a dollar bill? Besides chemicals, there is all kinds of germs and shit on that money. Hell, even if you (somehow) got it fresh off the press, it would still be poisonous to eat it I am certain. But I think you are probably lying though.

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  • thinkingaboutit

    haha im pretty sre thats a federal offense

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  • Avant-Garde

    I bet you're worth millions!

    Money is dirty. it's been every and handle by many different kinds of people. You don't know what was on their hands! I take you must have pica which can be fixed if you see a doctor. Save your cash, money doesn't grow on trees!

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