Is it normal that i eat wood?

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So yeah, when i'm surfing the web or reading a book/studying/whatever, and i see.. let's say a toothpick lying 'round i just start munching it.. untill its gone. I eat stuff like toothpicks and icecreamsticks if it gets in sight.
I only eat the small stuff, it's not like imma start biting my table or anything like that.

Dunno if its unhealthy.
Normal?

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18% Normal
Based on 74 votes (13 yes)
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  • WordWizard
    11 years ago

    Are you a woodchuck?

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    At least you're getting fiber... Eh... This isn't normal at all. It's also very dangerous. There was a South American emperor and all he ate was paper. He ended up dying of a impacted colon. You definitely should see a doctor.

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    • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
      11 years ago

      Eww.

      Signed,
      Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago

    It's OK-Eat all the fuck you want.

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    • snowtail802
      11 years ago

      what did my waffle cone DO TO YOU!?!? -sob-

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  • Dr.Thorn
    11 years ago

    is perfectly normal if you are a termite -.-

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  • biology80
    11 years ago

    lumberjack

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  • snowtail802
    11 years ago

    ewe gross i might eat cardbored but sereusly...

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  • Dulse.
    11 years ago

    Do you eat Cedar? It's sure smells nice.

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  • bumblecreek
    11 years ago

    internal splinters? ouch..

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      I wouldn't be surprised if he had internal bleeding too.

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  • eyescream
    11 years ago

    Scuppered

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  • Silivrin1
    11 years ago

    I couldn't tell you definitely if its really that good for you or not, but my guess is that its not. While wood may be harmless, the chemicals which they process it with in toothpicks and popsicle sticks probably isn't the best thing to be putting into your body.
    Maybe you could try just chewing on them instead, making sure you don't swallow, because who doesn't enjoy chewing on a toothpick every now and again!

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