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When you are asleep at a hotel and the alarm clock goes off in the middle of the night because the person who was there before you set it and never turned it off.
I have a haunted alarm clock and it went off this morning at 7 for no reason. Fucked everything up, I had to watch 2 hours of Three's Company before I could fall back asleep. What's worse is 2 of the episodes were ones I had to suffer through the last time I got woke up like this. 7 AM on a Saturday is not cool. Re-run of a re-run of Jack Tripper caught in yet another big misunderstanding is less cool. Heavy on the Janet so couldn't even masturbate to it.
Yeah I wanted to punch someone.
You know your name would be pronounced "Hugh Yon-iss" right? Just sayin'...
Yeah if you're some kind of German freak. This is American phonetics at work, arschloch.
No. It's called pronouncing the name correctly. No one has the name "Janus" and calls themselves "Jayness", it doesn't make sense.
That's like saying you can just pronounce any word any way you want. You can, but you'd be wrong.
Everything I do makes no sense yet it is so sensible that it eclipses brilliance. I don't play by the rules. I'm never wrong. You have accepted the rules and therefore you have chained yourself to a system that does nothing but beat you down and hold you back. You are a hamster on a wheel on a sinking ship. I never got on the ship, man. I'm watching it sink from my treehouse while I sip malt liquor, naked. I hear your tiny hamster cries but I can't help you now. You're going to have to get out of this one on your own. If you ever wash up on my shore, I will not harm you but I won't give you a map or the keys to my Ford Ranger either. After 19 days if you're still here it'll be taco Tuesday and guess who can't have one? YOU.
Lol. I couldn't stop laughing. I'm sorry you had to suffer through that, I really am :-( Oh. And there was this other time when I stayed at the same hotel a year later, I had woken up to a couple having violent sex in the next room. O_o I then started to imitate them in an annoying manor until they eventually stopped. Hotels totally suck!
Yeah that's annoying. I wouldn't say it's normal to commit physical assault on another person because of it, but I feel your anger. Personally, once I'm woken from a deep sleep, I can't fall back asleep, no matter how tired I am until it's night again. Seriously fucked up.
You know what, I changed my mind. Punch that fucker in the face.
You obviously weren't properly inebriated, or else you would have slept right through it :P
Just set it one hour earlier than it is currently set and then the next person to stay in the room has an even worse time than you.
Or turn it off and go back to sleep.