Is it normal that i feel this way about travelling?

I would never travel outside of the northern U.S.A or Canada. Why? Because the rest of the world is awful. Here's why:

SOUTHERN U.S.A. - Too hot, and I'd get lynched by the KKK for being dark-skinned. Further west, there are lots of plains and deserts, which I hate, and southern California is a big man-made festering shit hole.

CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA - Too hot, and I'd get shot by drug cartels, or get some horrible disease. Everyone is always sweaty and smells. Ugly brown women everywhere.

EUROPE - Too many people, and most of the natural environment has been chopped down, so there are few places for mountain men like me to frolic. Everything is illegal.

SOUTHERN ASIA - Too hot, and too many people.

NORTHERN ASIA - Mostly flat, treeless steppes. I hate such places.

JAPAN - Northern Japan would be alright, but there are laws against almost everything I like doing.

RUSSIA - Russia would be awesome. It's just that I don't speak Russian, and I don't like having to stick to "touristy" places when I travel. I also saw "Transsiberia", and now I'm afraid to go to Russia.

MIDDLE EAST - Too hot, too many people, and I'd get killed by a car bomb. More ugly brown women.

AFIRCA - Too hot, too many people, I'd get shot by "freedom fighters", get some horrible disease, get my legs blown off by a landmine, get eaten by a hippo, and kill myself in order to not have to look at ugly black women anymore.

AUSTRALIA - Just plain ol' too hot. Otherwise fine.