Is it normal that i found a bullet in my ass when i woke up?

So I was having a dream that I was having sex with this really hot hot girl, and let me tell you it was hot hot hot and sexy smexy. I was banging her sooooo good and I was starting to get sweaty from all the sex so I took a break and went to the bathroom and took a piss in my dream then all of a sudden I felt something go inside of my fucking asshole and I looked behind me. It was the hot hot sexy gurl that was fingering me in the asshole, at that moment I woke up and shoved my hand in my asshole deep and what I found was a bullet in my ass. I'm starting to think my house is cursed and some black ass is putting a cap in my asshole