Is it normal that i get mad when people get upset when i poop on them?

I regularly attend parties at my university, and I make it a point to abstain from alcohol. Because of this, I often party very late, and see people around me passed out from over-indulgence in alcohol. Therefore, I take it upon myself to pull down my pants, crouch down over them, and unload a sweet, sweet, juicy log of justice on their sinful chest. However, once the smell reaches their noses, it acts as a smelling salt and revives them posthaste, and for some reason they always get incredibly angry with me. I have even been assaulted several times by people I thought were my friends. I don't understand. Why can't my friends see that I am only trying to protect them? Alcohol poisoning is a very real threat, and being unconscious while drunk can lead to aspiration of vomit, and, of course, death. I only want to protect them and teach them that their actions are not only wrong and evil, but dangerous to themselves. Please, is this normal, or, like my parole officer said, did I deserve the beatings?

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Based on 87 votes (28 yes)
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  • "Is it normal that I get mad when people get upset when I poop on them?"

    IIN question of the year.

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    • paradox90

      I support this motion

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  • This is honestly the funniest thing i ever red on this site.

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  • Faceless

    I am not entertained. Dance harder, monkey!

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  • BestBiNA

    What... What did I just read? What kind of a question is this?

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  • SkullsNBones

    If they're beating you duct tape their hands together. Then squelch a log out into their sinful mouths.

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  • LilyGator

    Ha! Trolling or not this is funny!

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  • hairyfairy

    Why don`t you just throw cold water on them instead?

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  • spoon4d

    yes, you're only trying to protect them. I mean your methods are rather unorthodox, but effective to say the least.

    You deserve the beatings, your logs should only ever come in contact with your own body and no-one elses.

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  • Jill123

    You could throw some water in their face to wake them up. But actually pooping on them? I don't know if you're just joking. But if you're not, you're a person of extremely low character. Sure glad I don't know you.

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  • xLETmeINx

    You sir, have inspired me to poop in several bags. And when I am in public and see someone smoking, I will throw a bag of fecal matter at them, and I shall proclaim "You are practicing an unhealthy, deadly habit! You shall stop slowly killing yourself!" At that point, I will run away to avoid being assaulted.
    If you were wise, you'd learn from your mistakes.
    But me, a wiser man, I learn from the mistakes of others.
    So I must say, thank you, for your kind and odd and disgusting and helpful idea. For I shall save lives with it!

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  • alv1592

    This is definitely a troll post, but a funny one!

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  • RoseIsabella

    Troll on Poop Master!

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I will take a dump on someone who is upset w me

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  • guyanesebarbie

    Well no one likes bing sit on unless they like cleveland streamers.

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  • highrider

    Good try trolling

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  • Avant-Garde

    What the Helio?!

    "Helios, Titan of the sun!"
    "He's very gorgeous too!"
    "Going to give Apollo a run for his ladies!"
    "And his sister Artemis!"

    *Music swells. Full of triumph.*

    *Strings in the back ground. Drum solo in the front.*

    (Chorus repeat)

    *The beat gets funky*

    *Chocolate soul mommas hit high notes*

    *Sensual trumpets begin to play*

    *Their friend the saxophone is here to stay*

    *The Music swells again*

    *Helios is crackling and sizzling*

    *The Music ends*

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