Is it normal that i get mad when people get upset when i poop on them?
I regularly attend parties at my university, and I make it a point to abstain from alcohol. Because of this, I often party very late, and see people around me passed out from over-indulgence in alcohol. Therefore, I take it upon myself to pull down my pants, crouch down over them, and unload a sweet, sweet, juicy log of justice on their sinful chest. However, once the smell reaches their noses, it acts as a smelling salt and revives them posthaste, and for some reason they always get incredibly angry with me. I have even been assaulted several times by people I thought were my friends. I don't understand. Why can't my friends see that I am only trying to protect them? Alcohol poisoning is a very real threat, and being unconscious while drunk can lead to aspiration of vomit, and, of course, death. I only want to protect them and teach them that their actions are not only wrong and evil, but dangerous to themselves. Please, is this normal, or, like my parole officer said, did I deserve the beatings?