Is it normal that i habitually talk to myself and then answer myself?

It used to be that I never talked aloud to myself for any reason. Then I became the head number plumber of the Profit Planning and Cost Accounting section of a steel company. I got to hire a personal secretary and put on a good quality man's suit.

But the other side of the equation was that I had to come up with answers in time for deadlines which, at certain times of the year,resulted in midnight sessions at my desk trying to crunch numbers in a way to analyze some problem or creating a "Profit Plan" from documents from other departments, like Marketing, Engineering, Production, and my own staff.

It was at these times that I began talking to myself, ever so slightly at first, but after a while, in a manner that sounded as though there were two people there. It seemed to clarify my mind and to help me concentrate and focus on the task at hand.

Eventually, it got to be a habit I never lost. I try to keep it down but fail dismally when I'm working on a difficult problem. People who happen to overhear it must think I'm ready for the funny farm so I try to suppress it but I'm afraid it's virtually impossible.

Now, if the pressure begins to mount to arrive at a plan, my brain automatically slips into "speakerphone" mode and you can hear me animatedly discussing the pros and cons of each plan and an impassioned defense for selecting this or that approach. It sounds like a one act, one actor play.

Is it normal to talk to oneself animatedly as though there were other people there with you? Or am I a candidate for ECT (electroconvulsive therapy, i.e., shock treatment), or possibly in need of a vacation on a round the world yacht trip with a several young, kinky nymphomaniacs? Please indicate your willingness to donate to my mode of therapy, especially the yacht.

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Comments ( 18 )
  • davesumba

    I talk to myself more than anyone else in the world. I like to think of myself as my own best friend. And I talk to my cat the second most.

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  • DADNSCAL

    Talking to yourself is normal; just don't get into an argument.

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  • EvieBot

    Colonel mustard, in the ballroom, with the candlestick.

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    • shuggy-chan

      colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with a cheeseburger

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      • dirtybirdy

        LtDan in the mashed potatoes with the mustard.

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  • iin07

    Lol at least you realize that you have a problem. It sounds like you need to take a trip on a yacht and if it still persists when your trip is over, then I suggest you seek therapy.

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  • the fact that you question it means that you're okay. as long as you don't see people who aren't there. you process information your own way. it works for you. don't worry about what other people think. if you don't want to be judged wear a bluetooth when you're in 'the zone'

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    • kinklu

      Ahhh, the wonders of technology! Excellent advice on the bluetooth. Thanks .

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      • :D Thank you

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  • kelili

    I've read somewhere that it's one of the first sign of insanity. But as usual here you'd be told that it's normal, funny or I don't know what shit they'd come up to. If it's your first post one thing you should know is that the average IINer is not the average person (my english might not be precise so I hope you understand anyway. It's not normal to behave like that. Not normal.

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    • kinklu

      I don't have to worry about insanity. My beautiful wife has told me for years that I'm crazy. I didn't worry about it until I found myself answering myself and even arguing. But I never came to blows with myself so it must not be too advanced.

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      • kelili

        Did you post this story?? Indeed you're a bit crazy in my opinion ;)

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        • kinklu

          We're all a little crazy, but many don't like to admit it. I used to fight my demons; now I've joined them and we are having a ball!

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    • where did you get your information? please do more research before handing out diagnoses

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  • Fabulous

    Could be an interesting jizzcore do you take our clothes off for money

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  • I couldn't stop myself
    I knew I'd do it again
    But I could heal myself
    If I could feel your skin
    And if I comprehend this moment
    I know we'll live again
    And if I heal your wound
    We will make love again
    And now we're slipping through this millenium
    We should feel sorry for the people
    Can I kiss your skin?
    And there's hunger in the desert
    And missiles in the sky
    And every soul is interwoven
    Before the wrong or right
    I know we'll live again
    Though it's just a feeling
    I know we'll never end
    I'll keep you company

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    • kinklu

      That's actually really good. Did you write it yourself or lift it from someone else and if you borrowed it, where did you get it.

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      • It's the lyrics from the song "killing for company" by Swans.

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