Is it normal that i had a name for when i had an itchy butt as a kid?

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When I was little (3-10), I made up a name to describe when my buttcrack was itchy. I used to say I had a "Boink". Over time my mom and dad even adopted the use of the word after they heard me say it a few times. If they saw me squirming in my seat or digging at myself with my fingers they would say, "What's the matter son, do you have a Boink?" If I said yes my mom would take me to the bathroom and either wipe me better with toilet paper or give me a full bath.

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  • 69
    10 years ago

    just to clarify, do you mean your parents get boinks too?

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    • whatever4
      10 years ago

      Well...I can't speak for them...but when they used the word, they were referring to me and/or my butt.

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    • andiforoncedonthatehumans
      10 years ago

      No they understood the boink thing was for itchy butt.

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  • chuy
    5 years ago

    I don't believe one bit of this story. Specially your mom being ok with you playing like that.

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  • thehalfgoodgirl
    5 years ago

    lol

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  • Polkablop
    9 years ago

    Kids say weird things.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    If I shart too much I get that too

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