Is it normal that i hate glitter?

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I hate glitter. I don't like how it's so hard to get off of you. I don't like how it's very noticeable.
When i was in high school, i liked to sleep on the bus in the morning. Til someone little fuckers brought some glitter and decided it would be funny to shower me with it. I woke up to a little girl in elementary school throwing a handful in my face.
So i punched her in the face so hard her back hit the other side of the bus.
.. okay, no i didn't but in that moment tired, covered in glitter and humiliated.. reeeaallly wanted to

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    A friend of mine likes to call them "raver scabies."

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    • dirtybirdy
      11 years ago

      Hahaha that's the best thing I ever heard! High five your friend for me.

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    • Hippie
      11 years ago

      Lol that's a new one.

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  • lexi958
    11 years ago

    I LOVE GLITTER!!!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Retarded vampires have glitter all over them.

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  • Hippie
    11 years ago

    Woo! My thread is popular!
    XD

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  • KeddersPrincess
    11 years ago

    Getting a piece of glitter in your eye can really damage it for real, though.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Is it normal I really was hoping op did hit the kid since that would have been hilarious. Yes I had this done to me but I did not care about it. I guess you hate strippers too? Anyone think of twilight?

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    • Hippie
      11 years ago

      I don't hate strippers.
      Don't care for twilight.

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  • DameInDistress
    11 years ago

    Tbh, I quite like glitter. One time in Primary school me and my friends got the glitter and sprinkled it over each other and we got done by the teacher because we looked like glitter bombs..

    Ah, youth.

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  • FunkyHuskyCoolGirlYuki
    11 years ago

    I hate Glitter, my friend did that to me whilst I was sleeping in my favourite class, it pissed me the fuck off...but see, I hit her in the head with a baseball bat...

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago

    Unicorns n glitter !!

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago

    I was walking down the street and some kid (teenager) tried to throw glitter on me but the funny thing is, none of it got on me because the kid's grandma (I think) got out of her car and the kid went running.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    11 years ago

    I once made glitter out of different sands and some other shit i mixed with it. I was like 7 so i felt like some sort of scientist. That's the only attachment i have with glitter.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    I recognise that these things are terrible flaws of glitter, but I still love it.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I agree with you. Oh, and don't ever date a woman who uses glitter bombs in the bath tub. You'll be picking that stuff out of unexpected places for months.

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    • VioletTrees
      11 years ago

      It's so much worse if it's somebody you don't know. A very drunk girl started hanging on me at a concert once, and when I got home, I noticed I was covered in glitter.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Heh! Once upon a time, when I was a very drunk boy, I bumped into this girl late on our Christmas party. I remembered her as absolutely covered in glitter and shiny stuff. And she wouldn't move out of the way so I did that thing where I tried to get by on the left, then on the right, then asked her if she wanted to dance (because we kind of already were).

        What sparked my memory is that I was covered in bits of sharp, sparkly stuff and some of them were stuck in my skin. Then I seemed to remember I'd tripped the girl up and landed on her. Although I didn't believe I actually did that.

        The pub was closed for Christmas (it was a student pub and they'd all gone home) but when I went in after Christmas, I asked a couple of people what happened and if everyone was okay. Yes, they said, apart from the Christmas tree which I'd tried dancing with and then fell into and then couldn't get out of so, at one point, it looked like I was wearing the Christmas tree. Apparently there are photos and every Christmas, I dread them appearing on Facebook.

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        • VioletTrees
          11 years ago

          Haha, I agree that larger glitter, the kind that's itchy, is awful. Also, that dancing thing is my life. I'm in a perpetual state of trying to walk around people and not knowing how.

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Ahh, it wasn't glitter. I left the best bit out of the story! They were shiny glass baubles and I crushed them and the glass shards penetrated my skin.

            Also, I've been for a job interview with glitter on my eyelid and cheek because someone kissed me good luck first.

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            • VioletTrees
              11 years ago

              Haha, shit! I got what I thought was some glitter on my foot recently, but then I realised it wasn't on account of all the blood.

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        • Dr.Wigglefarmer
          11 years ago

          Alcoholism... You should go to rehab!

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Wee! Thanks!

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        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          Wow, you must have been REALLY plastered to mistake a Christmas tree for a girl!

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          • dappled
            11 years ago

            Ahh, it was Christmas, and they let us out at lunchtime. I can't remember for sure but I wouldn't have really thought it was a girl. I'd have been pretending and making a joke and then fell over. But when I woke up the next day, I didn't remember any of that, but remembered the joke and thought it was a real girl. I can be reasonably lucid even with enough to fell a field full of horses, but the next day? Blah! I once had to carry round a notepad just to record what I'd got up to.

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    • Hippie
      11 years ago

      Heeeelll no. No sparkling fickle matter. XD

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