Is it normal that i hate public burps

Is it normal that I feel like slapping people when they burp? I just hate it! I've always had this issue.
Is it normal?!?

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67% Normal
Based on 42 votes (28 yes)
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  • ThousandPoundsOfGanja

    It's a bodily function, you all burp, you all fart, you all poop, you all pee, you all sneeze, stop being so god damn uptight >_>

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    • hoi_polloi

      Right. But one needn't belch like a cow in public. Or fart loudly either. It is disgusting.

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      • robbieforgotpw

        i sit on the can and fart so that its amplified. I also love to burp as loud as i can. I do it in the locker room at the gym in the shower as loud as possible. you must not know about me

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      • GoraIntoDesiGals

        A silent fart is not less disgusting but at least with a noisy one you get a warning signal lol.

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        • hoi_polloi

          Silent farts are usually deadly, but you can fart in public without fear. :D

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      • ThousandPoundsOfGanja

        Stuck up >_>

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        • hoi_polloi

          I'm acquainted with farts than burps; my brother's silent but deadly and my dad's loud ones. But burps i find disgusting. As i said, I'm fine with normal burps, but i know people who do 120dB ones. That is disgusting. And probably it is a matter of getting acquainted too. :D :P

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          • ThousandPoundsOfGanja

            I love when people burp really loud lol, to each their own :D

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            • hoi_polloi

              Yea :D then you must meet the current record holder for the loudest burp-er.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    I love to burp as loud as possible in my yard and listen to it echo throughout the hills.

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    • Terence_the_viking

      I thought you went cheep cheep.

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      • NotStrangeBird

        Those assholes keep feeding me Alka-Seltzer to try and make me explode.

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        • Terence_the_viking

          Oh noes that is not good.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I love the burps that make you cross eyed for like 10 seconds.

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  • loopoo

    I was eating in a cafe the other day and a middle aged man was doing the loudest disgusting burps. I felt sick. Manners no longer seem to matter to some people.

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  • Justsomejerk

    What is the alternative?

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