Is it normal that i like get excited when i have to take a dump?

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When I feel a poo brewing in my butthole and im alone by myself i get really excited and groundhog my log for a little while. Like i lie down on my side and clench my buttcheaks to prevent me pooing my pants but sometimes im too late and i leave skidmarks in my underwear and its mad embarassing. then when i finally feel like i cant groundhog my deuce anymore and i feel like im gonna explode i rush to the toilet and it feels so good when i release. its kinda the same as holding in your pee for a really long time on purpose and then running to pee and it feels so good compared to if you hadnt held it in. anyways, is it normal to do this? its really gross but cant stop.

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  • flutterhigh
    12 years ago

    Normal.

    I also get excited when you take a dump.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      Not normal

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    I wont necessarily say your post is fake, although I sense some embellishment! lol.. no harm done.. at least u can give people a chuckle to get them thru the day!

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  • MagickWithoutTears
    12 years ago

    Why don't you just get a butt plug? At least then you don't have to worry about skid marks.

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    • ButtholeExpress
      12 years ago

      cuz i dont like putting things up my butt...duh. what do you think im some kinda weirdo or something?

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      • MagickWithoutTears
        12 years ago

        I wonder how much is the toll to take a ride in your Expressway?

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        Your nickname makes you seem like a weirdo.

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      • flutterhigh
        12 years ago

        No ButtholeExpress, you seem great.

        Seriously though amazing username.

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  • ImBobMonkhouse
    9 years ago

    I love holding my shits in as longs as I can then unleashing it all quick into the toilet pan feels great makes me go awwwhuhuhhuhu...mmmmmm The best are when they are very smelly after eating junk food.

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  • jayjay2222
    3 years ago

    Yes I love doing that I'm turtleheading right now

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