Is it normal that i like to collect baby teeth?

I have made a hobby of collecting baby teeth. I have built ornaments, necklaces, and various figurines using the baby teeth I have "borrowed." Usually, I would aquire the teeth by sneaking into little children's houses, and stealing them under their pillow. I usually get away with it; however, my hobby has been discovered once or twice. As a necessary precaution, I usually dress in a fairy outfit as to avoid suspicion from the children. I even leave money under their pillow; after all, it's only fair. I am paying them for their teeth. One time I saw a child bully another, punching the smaller one in the mouth. I cleaned the little kid up and got him to the proper care he needed, but not without pocketing the teeth that fell out of his mouth. My life ambition is to collect all the baby teeth, as to create a business in fake teeth for the elderly. I would be the tooth fairy, and at the same time, I could save the medical industry. I wonder why no one has thought of this before.

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Comments ( 14 )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    The mods must be on some heavy drugs today...

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  • I heard that if you grind them up into a fine powder and sprinkle it on yourself, you'll be able to fly. Just sayin'.

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  • Damnit, so it was you!! One time, as a kid I was blissfully smashing somebody's face in for his lunch money. When some carzy chick showed up, all dressed up like it's an effing halloween fairy and took away my victim and his teeth :/

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    • tori

      Haha!!!

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  • Wurstmaster

    Mad trollin'

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  • tori

    Did you get this in your head from the movie Darkness Falls?

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  • Avant-Garde

    How did this get past moderation?!

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  • Wendell

    That's gonna look pretty fucking suspicious if someone comes to your house and stumbles upon them

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  • DiamondGirl

    That so cute, I love it, I got me some of my teeth. trying to put in on a necklace. or something. Good 4 u!

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  • XiaoLou

    Hahahaha this post made me rofl!!
    Btw I used to do that when I was 6 xD
    But how old are you?

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  • Savvyridley

    This would be a great movie!

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  • VioletTrees

    Are you Ke$ha?

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  • emilydoll

    Chuckles

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  • EbonyDark'nessDementiaRavenWay

    The mods are idiots and so are you. Bitch.

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