Is it normal that i like to collect my own semen?

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I'm a 44 year old divorced man. I hardly have any friends and I'm kind of overweight (I feel like I am).

I like to forget about all of these things that make me unhappy by collecting my semen and rubbing it on myself. I know it sounds strange but it eases my mind and helps me rest. I don't eat it or anything of the sort, I just take my fingers and rub the semen around my body (mostly the stomach and upper chest) and try to relax. Is this a normal thing?

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18% Normal
Based on 114 votes (20 yes)
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  • I'm-not-a-bitch
    8 years ago

    Don't wanna get near you.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      I know that's right!

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  • Mario24
    8 years ago

    It is not normal but make sure you wash it off soon as semen contains fructose and living cells (ideal for growing bacteria).

    I would like to suggest you to have more friends visit clubs. Social communication helps to ease the mind and relax it.
    Finding yourself a nice woman to share your time, happiness and sadness with her will help a lot.
    My point is don't be lonely when you are sad.

    I hope you don't find it necessary to use uncommon methods to ease your mind.
    Wishing you the best.

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  • NathanScot
    8 years ago

    Ur sick mate.

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  • MrSync
    8 years ago

    For me is normal. I like too collect my cum to play with later.

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  • ReginaFalange
    8 years ago

    Uncommon: yes
    Sounds wierd: yes
    Normal: who knows
    Wrong: no

    I'd only suggest you make sure you wash it off afterwards. And follow Mario24's advice about socializing.

    Good luck!

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago

    What the FUUUUUUCK?!! I'm turning off the internet.

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  • Goreforyou
    8 years ago

    Jesus Christ, I mean go ahead and do it I can't stop you but please don't start wiping your crap on your self like lotion... At least you can't see the semen...

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  • Moonchild92
    8 years ago

    Anyone who makes you feel bad about this probably secretly does something way worse. So do your thing man.

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  • BigKid123
    8 years ago

    Sounds the kind of psycho that should be locked up.

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    it is good for your skin it is normal

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  • Waya
    8 years ago

    Doesn't it get cold after some time?

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  • mr.artiste
    8 years ago

    You need help. And some friends too.

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  • gloryholeflasher
    8 years ago

    I don't think it's normal, but then I've never taken a survey to find out what others do with their semen. It's your body and your semen, so I can't see anything wrong with it. I wonder if people can smell it on you when you're near them out in public ?

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  • BlackyHancock
    8 years ago

    totally normal. I usedto do same rubbing it into hands to strengthen them (it works well)

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