Is it normal that i like to cross my legs while peeing?

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Whenever I pee, I have to cross my legs! Is it normal??

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Better than walking while pooping.

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    • flutterhigh
      11 years ago

      Also better than punching old ladies in the face, but I guess that's beside the point.

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      • disthing
        11 years ago

        What do you mean? The sweet sensation of young, taught skin and bone crashing in to a loose, wrinkled cheek with such force false teeth are propelled across the road... Nothing is better.

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  • Dot123
    11 years ago

    Pee on me.

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  • Sweetie2008
    11 years ago

    Totally normal

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  • REvEnGE
    11 years ago

    Really?

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  • 1776
    11 years ago

    And... Youre not peeing everywhere? Your legs must be cover with pee... I dont think its normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I pee off my back deck. With my legs in a wide open stance.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    Hard for me to imagine how that would work. Pics or it didn't happen.

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      You and your pee fetish.

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        Lolz I wouldn't call it a fetish. I've experimented with that at a girls request and enjoyed myself, but I don't get hot watching girls pee either, it's just awkward and uncomfortable.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Like in the meditative pose? Wouldn't that be extremely messy? Why don't you just sit on it like you would sit on a chair? It's less messy.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Is it messy when you do this?

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      I was wondering the same. I formed a mental image for both females and males and, in both, my bathroom floor was a casualty of war.

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      • Subfinmatic
        11 years ago

        I see males peeing with legs crossed being fine, as long as they push junk downwards before crossing legs. As for females... is it possible lol.

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      • TerryVie
        11 years ago

        hm. i can assure you, for females, with the legs in the right angle(stretching out your back/belly forward towards leg) while sitting, it's quite possible without making the floor a victim.

        I still don't think it's normal. :)

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          This is making my mind hurt. I wish IIN had a feature where people could draw diagrams. :P

          I'm going to be thinking about this all day and I just know it's going to mutate into not just leg-crossing, but those people who can put their legs behind their heads. :)

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          • TerryVie
            11 years ago

            hehe. yeah, i understand totally :)

            i'll try without sexual references...
            imagine a girl kneeling before you on all fours. If that girl now moves down/back(stretching her bottom as far back as possible, for example during dog...oh wait, no sexual references) by reducing the angle on her knees, you are close already. Think about where the relevant opening is then. Now take the whole girl and rotate her by 90 degrees, into an upright position. Have her keep the remaining body position and just move both legs slightly(one a little up, one a little down and both into a crossed position). Ta-da. ^_^

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            • dappled
              11 years ago

              I'm actually going to give you a round of applause for that, because that was expertly explained. I actually do get it now. I even understand the arched back. Hmm. Thank you!

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      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        Me too, lol.

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      • GuessWho
        11 years ago

        I suppose it would depend whether the person crosses their legs at the ankles or the knees.

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          Good point. I'd assumed knee because I couldn't see what difference ankle-crossing would make. You can never assume anything with IIN folk, though. It wouldn't surprise me if the OP said they were crossing them at the shin or even the thigh somehow.

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        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago

          I hadn't really considered that as a possibility...

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    • JustinBiebsFan#1
      11 years ago

      i always sit on the toilet backwards so i can put my food and drinks on the tank and have easy access to the flusher. plus its easier to wipe

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      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        I've heard of this practice before, but I've never actually tried it (that I can recall).

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