Is it normal that i like to cup my fart and eat it?

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Hello,

is it normal that I like to cup my anus when I fart and quickly bring that cup of gas into my mouth so I can eat it? Please tell me I'm not the only one!

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Based on 178 votes (32 yes)
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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    Oh, perfectly normal. I bake bread with mine. You can't beat an air muffin!

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    • TareBear20
      12 years ago

      I love you, Dappled ^_^ I see you everywhere!

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      • Katywompus
        12 years ago

        Almost everyone loves dappled :) and he is everywhere...always. He da man

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      • dappled
        12 years ago

        Aww, nicest post I've seen in months! I'm very touched! And yes, I'm omnipresent.

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  • Katywompus
    12 years ago | pl

    Why don't you connect a few bendy straws and stick one end in your ass and keep the other end near your mouth. That way you can skip the hand to the anus part and just suck that bad boy right out. I'm going to puke

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    • TareBear20
      12 years ago

      AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!! xD

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    • AnonymousMe
      12 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    I cup my farts and throw them at other people

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    • graphic_nature
      12 years ago

      Wow I can just imagine doing this toward another person while saying Goku's famous "Kamehameha!!!" Lol!

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      • [Old Memory]
        12 years ago

        LOOL!

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      • Boredbastard
        12 years ago

        okay this has just made my life.

        like.... the 9000th thing that made my life, but the more, the merrier, right?

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      • LethalBurger
        12 years ago

        ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • bumblecreek
    12 years ago

    one time i rolled one up and smoked it. got an interesting buzz...

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    • Katywompus
      12 years ago

      How's your breathe?

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    Here's what I do....I sit down and hunch over, pull my shirt out at the bottom and create a tunnel of sorts from my nether region up through my shirt, I put my face down into the collar part of my shirt. Then I fart, and it works just like a chimney, the fart goes right up to my awaiting nose.

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    • AnonymousMe
      12 years ago

      Lol this is too funny.

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    • Katywompus
      12 years ago

      Your so funny. I still laugh at the fart story when u locked the car windows. Classic!

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      • PinkDiamond
        12 years ago

        That IS hilarious! Chimney...LOL

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  • Equilin
    12 years ago

    Go to Japan , this is normal.

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  • slearyyy3
    12 years ago

    Don't even lie guys...everyone likes the smell of their own farts. FACT.

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  • BaByGurl_JennA
    12 years ago

    Very normal, I do it all the Time LoL

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  • CrumpledPaper
    12 years ago

    Katywompus, you win.

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    • Katywompus
      12 years ago

      Sweeeeet! What's my prize?? Please don't tell me its a package of 'refurbished' or 'like new' bendy straws. I'll have to kindly say no thanks :)

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    12 years ago

    ive even bottled it up in a jar and collected it... probly didnt work but it was fun to let it gulp the whole jar when i finally opened the lid

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  • flax
    12 years ago

    ^^ lol!!!!

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  • JUGASPSOC
    12 years ago

    How can you eat a gas?

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    • White187
      12 years ago

      How can starburst be a solid yet juicy like a liquid?!

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      • wigsplitz
        12 years ago

        The same way that diarrhea is so juicy yet still tastes like a solid.

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        • AnonymousMe
          12 years ago

          Ew, its a wonder how you know this.

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          • wigsplitz
            12 years ago

            I starred in a less popular internet video, 1 Girl, 2 Cups.

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        • White187
          12 years ago

          When did you figure this out by chance?

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  • joybird
    12 years ago

    I don't know about eating farts but I know some people set fire to them!

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  • MooseMan91
    12 years ago

    No

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  • TareBear20
    12 years ago

    You are the only one, in my world :0

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