Is it normal, that i like to make bumblebees sting my penis?
Ah, March; soon it will be springtime, and as you all know, springtime brings bugs. Around where I live, in April the bumblebees come out.
I like to catch the biggest bumblebee I can find, and make her sting me on the tip of my penis. I make sure I haven't has my morning pi$$ yet. The pain only lasts a minute or so, but my penis soon swells up to twice its normal girth, turns red and itches intensely. At this point, I have to pee really bad; I will step into the shower and let fly urine in a hissing, spraying mist from my swollen pecker. Then I will have a good wank; the sensation is incredible! All the pleasures of jacking off and scratching a bad itch at the same time. The swelling/itching goes down after a few hours (and several more wank sessions.)
I haven't tried sex yet in this condition but I hope to soon (my GF would probably be freaked out by it.)
Is this normal?
(I also like to head down by the river at the end of June in the evening when mosquitoes are at their thickest, cover my whole body with blankets except my exposed penis head, and let hundreds of lady mosquitoes bite my glans/foreskin scar area, and enjoy playing with my inflamed, itchy, swollen-up peter afterward... but that's another story.)