Is it normal, that i like to make bumblebees sting my penis?

Ah, March; soon it will be springtime, and as you all know, springtime brings bugs. Around where I live, in April the bumblebees come out.
I like to catch the biggest bumblebee I can find, and make her sting me on the tip of my penis. I make sure I haven't has my morning pi$$ yet. The pain only lasts a minute or so, but my penis soon swells up to twice its normal girth, turns red and itches intensely. At this point, I have to pee really bad; I will step into the shower and let fly urine in a hissing, spraying mist from my swollen pecker. Then I will have a good wank; the sensation is incredible! All the pleasures of jacking off and scratching a bad itch at the same time. The swelling/itching goes down after a few hours (and several more wank sessions.)
I haven't tried sex yet in this condition but I hope to soon (my GF would probably be freaked out by it.)
Is this normal?
(I also like to head down by the river at the end of June in the evening when mosquitoes are at their thickest, cover my whole body with blankets except my exposed penis head, and let hundreds of lady mosquitoes bite my glans/foreskin scar area, and enjoy playing with my inflamed, itchy, swollen-up peter afterward... but that's another story.)

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Comments ( 7 )
  • alv1592

    lmao this has to be a troll...

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  • Darkoil

    You have the same style of writing as the guy who poo's himself in the shower, if your not that guy makeing up anouther story i suggest you two get in contact cos ive a feeling you'd get a long like a house on fire.

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  • dappled

    Weirdly, as I was reading this, there was a show on British TV where a man had been peeing in his garden and had been stung in a personal place by a bee.

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  • help_is_here

    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

    No this is not normal at all! But I would love to actually see someone do this lmao

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  • GODofGod

    Sounds fun, I should try this!

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  • meowpower

    Have to pee now from my ugly fit of giggling. Thank you.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    HaHaHa Sweet Jesus!

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