Is it normal that i like to make up fictional recipes?

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I love to make up fictional recipes and since I know nothing about cooking, they tend to be pretty bad and toxic according to my brother. I've never acted on any of these recipes because my mom would kill me because of their high demands on ingredients. Here is a sample cake recipe that you bake three times:

4 lbs chocolate
1 cup water
3 cups flour
2 lbs yeast
1 oz jam
5 blueberries
1 cup cinnamon
1 egg
2 cups olive oil

I don't know why I like doing this so much since it has no practical application but I'm the only one?

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    ■ 1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
    ■ 1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
    ■ 3/4 cup vegetable oil
    ■ 4 large eggs
    ■ 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
    ■ 3/4 cup butter or margarine
    ■ 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
    ■ 2 cups all-purpose flour

    Don't forget garnishes such as:
    ■ Fish-shaped crackers
    ■ Fish-shaped candies
    ■ Fish-shaped dirt
    ■ Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
    ■ Pull-and-peel licorice
    ■ Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
    ■ Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
    ■ 1 cup lemon juice
    ■ Alpha resins
    ■ Unsaturated polyester resin
    ■ Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
    ■ 9 large egg yolks
    ■ 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
    ■ 1 cup granulated sugar
    ■ An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
    ■ 2 cups rhubarb, sliced
    ■ 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
    ■ 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
    ■ 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
    ■ 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
    ■ 1 large rhubarb
    ■ 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
    ■ 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
    ■ Adjustable aluminum head positioner
    ■ Slaughter electric needle injector
    ■ Cordless electric needle injector
    ■ Injector needle driver
    ■ Injector needle gun
    ■ Cranial caps

    The cake is a lie!!! XD
    NOTE: Don't actually bake and/ or eat this cake. You will probably die.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      10 years ago

      this was a triumph

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      • AngelofMercy
        10 years ago

        What happen to my getting down and dirty. You comin to jersey or not!

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          10 years ago

          who all been sayin down? mebbe up. yallre racist gainst us all rednex n elvis peoples in yalls writins.
          yall jess goan be stealin myall wallet n givin me thatall knife yall city slickers

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  • mattcheww45
    10 years ago

    4 pounds of chocolate? Dear mother of God.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    10 years ago

    turn on that all oven and drink a fifth of rum. Instant rum cake.

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  • peterrabbyt3
    7 years ago

    Ever add jism?

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  • PureLikeSnow
    10 years ago

    You're HowToBasic, aren't you?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    When you said fictional, at first I thought you meant as in replicating food from video games. I think it would be cool to open up a Skyrim themed restaurant, serving things like sweetrolls, venison, etc., along with cool replicas of drinks like black-briar mead while all the staff dressed up in replica Skyrim clothing. *nerdgasm*

    When I was little me and my friend used to make up fictional recipes too and make a fake menu, so I think you are normal.

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      That sounds like a great idea.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        I thought a fallout themed restaurant would be cool too, but not many things consumed in that game strike me as delicious.

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  • 69
    10 years ago

    what are the 5 blueberries for?

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    • Avant-Garde
      10 years ago

      Obviously, the chocolate.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    That sounds like a good idea for a cake. When I was a kid, I would get the crazy idea that I was cooking genius and this led me to consequently making some very strange stuff...

    I have been told by some of my relatives that I have the gift of cooking. I have been given quite the praise over my oven baked salmon.

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    • Anime7
      10 years ago

      That sounds pretty good actually.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Why, thank you.

        How have things been with you?

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        • Anime7
          10 years ago

          Pretty well, and boring at the same time. To be honest not much has changed. Work is fine, friendships are still there, and that's pretty much about it. How about you? How's life on your end?

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