Is it normal that i like to pee on my friend's couch?

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I just can't help it. Whenever I see a couch I have to pee on it. My bladder gets filled up and the only way to relieve myself is to let it all out on the couch. I frequently do this at friend's houses and they're all starting to get mad at me. But I enjoy it so much. Is this normal?

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Based on 61 votes (15 yes)
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  • ATEBEFORESEVEN
    7 years ago

    Are you female ?

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    • Curiousme1981
      7 years ago

      Why do you wanna know lol?? :/

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      • analprincess69
        7 years ago

        because it turns me on :]

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  • analprincess69
    7 years ago

    omg i thought i was the only person in the world who ever peed on other people's couches! knowing someone else out there does that too turns me on! <3

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    Is your friend the bad neighbor guy with the couch on the porch? He thinks its cat pee but yoy have him fooled.... unless your really a cat.

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    • analprincess69
      7 years ago

      that doesn't turn me on :]

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      • mysistersshadow
        7 years ago

        Ok.

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  • NathanScot
    7 years ago

    This is not weird its just being a fucking twat.

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    • analprincess69
      7 years ago

      that turns me on! :[

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    No I didn't grind my muddy boots into his white couch...ya I did that.
    Cocaines a hell of a drug

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    • analprincess69
      7 years ago

      that turns me on! :]

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    • Mario25
      7 years ago

      People who take cocaine do such things??

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      • dirtybirdy
        7 years ago

        Certainty. It was a scetch on the Chappelle show about Rick James and his past shenanigans with Charlie and Eddie Murphy.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    Totally and maybe next time you will get greeted with a kick to the knackers.

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    • analprincess69
      7 years ago

      that turns me on! :]

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