Is it normal that i live on a farm like this?

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I have been living on a farm for most of my life, well pretty much all of my life. Its not an easy life and sometimes you end up getting lonely with all the empty space and lack of anything fun to do. Its a horse, sheep and pig farm BTW. Recently me and some of the farm hands have been taking the pigs out of their pens and dressing them up with horns and other weaponry and fighting them against each other. We bet on the winner and end up eating the loser. Is it normal we do this? Most of them would be slaughtered anyway so it doesnt make much of a difference.

Is it normal that the winningest pig we have re-named the Hamminator, and the other pigs seem to be accepting them as their leader, are they planning a revolt like Spartacus did with the Roman Empire? Should the female farm hands be giving the winning pigs hand jobs as a reward for vanquishing their swine enemies?

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  • pansyfugufish
    12 years ago

    I wish the farm I lived on had animals, so i could do this

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    No hand jobs for you.

    but the rest of the story was very funny and made me laugh

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    we really do have a lot of time on our hands don't we.

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  • anti-hero
    12 years ago

    *hangs head and shakes it softly*

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    why is eating ants cruelty?, what about chocolate covered ants? and for that matter, do we even extend the notion of animal cruelty to insects? I see everyone kill them all the time

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  • steven1953
    12 years ago

    why int the female farm workers giving you the hand jobs instead of pigs ??????

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    sure i do the same thing with my ant farm. i make really small swards and helmets and chest plates and dress up my ants and fight them against each other.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Yeh but you dont eat the ants afterwards. So basically what you are doing constitutes animal cruelty. Only big nerds have ant farms. And ear wax sculptures.

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      • aussiewolf
        12 years ago

        how do you know about my ear wax sculptures?!? but do you like how i made my sculptures with my snott too? i think its very creative. also how do you know that i dont eat my ants? they are very nutritious you know..

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          12 years ago

          Eating the ants constitutes animal cruelty, what we are doing isnt animal cruelty. The pigs are to be slaughtered anyway. Besides most of them, esp Hamminator, seem to enjoy themselves. Whats an aussiewolf?

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    You lost me with that last sentence, but I found this pretty funny.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Vanquishing swine enemies?

      Killing the pigs that were put against them.

      Long live Hamminator

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      • Shackleford96
        12 years ago

        No, this part "Should the female farm hands be giving the winning pigs hand jobs as a reward..."

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