Is it normal that i'm deathly afraid of peanut butter?

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Okay so one day peanut butter got stuck to the roof of my mouth and I was having a panic attack, I was like flailing my arms everywhere screaming! And my piano teacher put this big jar of peanut butter in my closet so every night im like freaking out! Once I was sleeping and I opened my eyes and the peanut butter was peeking out of the closet staring at me! I closed my eyes then opened them to see if it was gone and it moved the end of the bed! I was to scared to move so I just tried to go to sleep! Then I couldnt move so I looked up and the peanut butter was holding me down! It was terrifying! My whole school knows and they call me nutter butter. IIN?

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago

    Sigh, you could've tried harder. It's like a R. L. Stine book. Attack of the killer peanut butter.

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    • AnalyticalAm
      12 years ago

      I agree with what you said. I forgot to mention that part. :P

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    • AnalyticalAm
      12 years ago

      Beware the Purple Peanut Butter.* I LOVED that book when I was little. :) Not trying to discredit you. Also not correcting you to be a jerk. I only said something about the title because if I remember correctly, it was what the peanut butter did to you that caused you to fall under terrible circumstances(including highly probable death). I think it either shrunk or magnetized you. :) I loved the choose your own adventure series. :)

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      • DannyKanes
        12 years ago

        I loved that book too :) My favourite was Monster Blood and The Haunted Mask :D

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    Hell no, If peanut butter starts talking shit to me I pop the lid on it's ass. Then I put a knife in it and spread that fool over some bread. Then I still don't think he's had enough, so I top some jelly on that biach. Who got the last bite now bitch? That's right, I DID!

    Showed him...

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  • Dozis
    12 years ago

    You mad? I really don't seem to get what is the point of this whole little story you typed. Your whole school knows what? That you freaked out because peanut butter got stuck to the roof of your mouth?
    I don't understand this world anymore.

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  • funbunny
    11 years ago

    Just eat it you dumbass....

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  • Fidgety
    12 years ago

    Sounds like you got a Peanut Butter Ghost on your hands. How else would it end up near your bed?

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  • StarScream18
    12 years ago

    Get a psychiatric evaluation ASAP.

    This is not normal at all.

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  • xXScYtHeXx
    12 years ago

    My grandfather is scared of jello, so why not

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  • SomeGuyInAnchorage
    12 years ago

    How did your piano teacher put peanut butter in your bedroom closet? Is he your father or something?

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  • emotionalwreck4ever
    12 years ago

    lol nutter butter never heard that one beforee :p

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    It's normal. I'm scared of food that I'm allergic too.

    Your Piano teacher is a bitch! Why must people make fun of others because of the things they fear? The worst I've gotten has been people saying I was being silly or that I needed to get in the WATER.....

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    • BlackLipstick25
      12 years ago

      lol ^.^

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  • BlackLipstick25
    12 years ago

    um, peanut butter is so tasty, i like to stick my finger in the jar and lick it off, it taste sooo good, then i get a spoon and just eat it...lol

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    What about the peanut butter mixed with chocolate? Are you scared of that too?

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  • maria220
    12 years ago

    There is only one thing you can do... EAT IT! That would be defeating the peanut butter, and you'll be all like: WAHHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA BECOME SHIT IN YOUR NEXT LIFE literally! *omnomnomnomnom*

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