Is it normal that i'm so lazy i often pee in a bottle?

I drink a fair amount of bottled water so I often piss into the empty bottles because I'm too lazy to go to the toilet. Strangely, it's only in this respect. I run 15-20 miles per day but can't be bothered to spend 15 seconds travelling to the toilet. Is this really weird?

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  • equanimity

    That is very lazy.

    In my country, a lot of the semi-truck (transport trucks) drivers pee into bottles and throw them out the window as they are driving. Now the ditches up and down the highways are littered with jugs of disgusting urine. It makes me so angry. I hate litter and people who are too lazy to find an alternative solution.

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  • nowimsureimsane

    Bottle pissers unite!Damn i realy need to go now but too lazy to get up.......uh oh fresh out of bottles guess its going out the door.

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  • I wish I had a penis, the world is your bathroom. I dont think its normal but live it up.

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    • Retard73

      Meet me i could share mine ;)

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  • BNortyBNoggin

    It’s totally normal. Especially when it’s cold and you don’t want to get out of bed. Be careful where you put it when you’ve finished though. The last thing you need at 4.00am is to wake up all thirsty, forget about what you did, and then reach for the bottle and take a big swig of piss. But that only happened to me twice.

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  • theabider

    I do the same thing, only I'm a girl, so I have to use a can. rofl :D

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  • Thereisnogod

    I've done it many times. It's easy who gives a shit about it. If life is easier by doing this why not

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  • detroitlove81

    Peeing in a bottle must take skill cause it wasnt as smooth as i expected when i tried...

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  • nowimsureimsane

    'super absorbant kittens'?where can i find some of these?

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  • graphic_nature

    No girlfriend huh?

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    • Gregtheegg

      I do. Fortunately not a live-in one, though.

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  • thehorriblesorrowofexistence

    I do it because I am becoming less mobile, suffering from a stiffening back & a deteriorating hip socket and aching knees on top of severe obesity! Standing for more than two minutes the lower back pain just builds to the point I must bend over or sit

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  • Intension

    pissing in bottles is for truckers only

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  • ThePonderer

    That's the exact reason I buy super absorbent kittens

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  • HaigDoug

    I only pee in a bottle when theres no bathroom around an i really gotta go

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  • psm45

    We've peed info bottles before. You gotta go you. Gotta go!

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  • theytookthisone

    Haters. Pee in all the bottles you want, just make sure you dont drink them on accident

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  • VladWhyte

    Can't you just piss on the ground? Why in the bottle? Piss makes the grass grow!

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  • lc1988

    I'd understand on a trip in the car and just don't want to stop but when you're home...i dk. Oh to be a guy.

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  • Thatguy777

    I've actually thought about doing this before. I'd be laying in bed, and I would realize that I really gotta go. Then I would see a bottle and think, why don't I just use this. I've never actually done it though.

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    • SexFromAGuysView

      I Would Pee In A Girls Mouth Because Honestly From Experince I Have Had A Ton Of Girls That Pee In My Mouth (And I Enjoy It) But Anyway If You Want A Better Sex Life Get A Bottle Pee In It Tell Her You Made Lemonade Make Her Drink It

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  • BurnaBaby27

    What if you didn't have a bottle near you? Would you look for one, or end up pissing in a toilet like you're supposed to?

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  • Inspector019

    definitely gross...and not normal

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  • Shackleford96

    No, it is not normal, but why shouldn't you be able to enjoy the benefits of having a penis? I see no problem here as long as you are private about it. This could lead to some awkward situations though if you had a bunch of filled bottles laying around and somebody discovered them by accident.

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  • SuperBenzid

    It's weird an you should stop. It probably isn't that bad for hygiene since urine is fairly clean despite social taboo. But it is definitely an anti-social behavior.

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