Is it normal that i miss wine coolers?

The first few times I drank it was wine coolers, punch at get togethers, and champagne at holidays.
I didn't like beer.
Obviously hard stuff was never a thing.
As an adult I got a craving.
But there are no wine coolers.
I did the google.
Congress quadrupled the tax on wine.
That killed the w/c.
So who benefited off the tax dollars?
Feel free to chime in.
I think knowone but capital hill benefited.
Tell me I'm wrong.
If you know:
California cooler in a 2 litre bottle.
Frank Bartles & Ed james.
Or bruce willis singing about
Seagrams.
Then you know what I'm talking about
Flavored vapes may be aimed at kids.
This stuff was 6% alc. fruit punch to a kid.

Never had one, but sounds good. 1
Yes, but don't tell my bros. 0
Don't miss bitch drinks. 2
I miss wine coolers. 1
Like, whats a wine cooler? 0
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Comments ( 14 )
  • rocketdave

    They've just banned all alcohol here in Pattaya until 30-4-2020!

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    • TerriAngel

      Rocket, that's the worst thing I've heard all day.
      Time to make your own.
      It's not brain surgery.

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      • rocketdave

        That's always been illegal over here.

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        • TerriAngel

          To each their own.
          If no cops are around.
          I always figured a speed limit sign is just for decoration.
          Since no cop is in my house.
          I'll do what follows my morals and beliefs.
          Not someone elses.
          For real, if you are from australia Id thing youd have a little more spark in your plug.

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    • Mammal-lover

      Psst that's why I buy wine by the box and rum by the big bottle

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      • TerriAngel

        Mammal.
        good advice.
        But getting the mix right is a challenge.
        it was much easier to just buy a cheap bottle premade.
        I'm experimenting.
        Trying to get the right mix.

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  • --

    We that love to go down in the great down under would get what we called "goon" when I was a kid. Oh I cant stand that shit now.

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    • TerriAngel

      What is goon?
      Whats it taste like?
      I cant find thunderbird or nightrain anymore.
      They were $5 bottles of stong wine.

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      • --

        Goon is what we call wine in a cask that is cheap white wine and usually is flavoured of some fruit. A popular goon back in the day was fruity lexia, I drank a few of these myself. I would get drunk and sing fruity lexi make me sexi. It taste like cheap white wine, that horrible vinegar tasting wine.

        Night train, The liquid energy that guns n roses would drink to keep them hanging flyers all night, an what duff mckagan would use to fix the anxiety.. Never tried it, want to.

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        • TerriAngel

          I would like to try some goon.
          They drink polkay in mexico.
          It fucks you up.
          But no hangover.
          That's dangerous for me.
          But I still want it.

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        • TerriAngel

          You make goon sound delish.
          The kind of thing I drink.

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          • --

            Lol, cheap n nasty drunk like me. Price cheap and strong enough to get you drunk is all that matters.
            Although I only drink good quality beer or whiskey now, cheap wine no good for me anymore, not that I'm rich, which you almost need to be these days to get anything but cheap n nasty.

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  • litelander8

    Absolutely not.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Oh yea I haven't seen those since I was a kid. I want to try some now that I can drink but cant find them anywhere

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