Is it normal that i never learned how to use my to's?

When I was a really little kid, I never payed attention the differences between words that were the same but had different meanings. I only know that two stands for the number 2.

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Based on 67 votes (13 yes)
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  • anti-hero

    Two = The number 2. Examples: #1- I am going to smoke two joints. #2- I am going to fuck two whores.

    Too = synonym for also or to indicate excessiveness before a verb. Examples: #1- I want some whiskey and beer too. #2- I had too many shot last night.

    To = a preposition before a noun or as an infinitive before a verb. Examples: #1- Please take me to the liquor store! #2- We don't need to go to work right now.

    All 3 for shiggles:

    Two guys went to the brothel, the bar, and the crack house too.

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    • NotFloydzie

      Good lesson.

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      • anti-hero

        I am thinking about teaching 2nd grade.

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        • XiaoLou

          I'll let you teach my youngest sister :p

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          • anti-hero

            How young?

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        • Captain_Kegstand

          I would switch up your examples a bit first, lolz.

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          • anti-hero

            More crack and hookers?

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            • Captain_Kegstand

              A lot more crack and hookers, and don't forget to include pimps, so the kids can learn respect.

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  • BurnaBaby27

    Yes. Parrish's lesson was good, let me take a crack at this one.

    Ex: They're going to their house so I'll meet you there.

    They're = they are; they're watching tv, they're late for work
    Their = possession; their ice cream, their red shoes
    There = everything else; go over there, there once was a man from..

    End.

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    • anti-hero

      Good job, but it needs more hookers.

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      • BurnaBaby27

        Ahhh damn. I'll try harder next time.

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        • anti-hero

          See that you do.

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          • bigtoy

            Smack the bitch up so she respects you next time!

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  • kaiialica

    Yes! Or when people don't know the difference between your and you're!

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  • bigtoy

    Hey guys, check this out ^^^^^^^ ! Allistalla's giving out spelling lessons on IIN!!! Am I tripping or what? This is so unreal....
    Strangely enough I prefered Parrish's English class better - much more in tune with modern society.

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  • Allistalla

    first of would be the word " to " which would mean ( I am going TO the mall ) another is "Two" ( I have TWO popsicles ) another would be "too"(your going to the mall ? Me TOO ! .

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