Is it normal that i poop in the dishwasher?

I find it fascinating... I open the soap holder, squat and pinch a loaf off in it. ANd then I basically just turn the dishwasher on pots and pans. They always come out sparkling clean which leads me to believe I produce magical shit.
I haven't yet pooped in the oven before putting it on self cleaning mode (mostly because I can't get my ass high enough to actually pinch one off inside.) But I'm going to try maybe tomorrow and see what happens. I will keep you posted.
Anyways does anyone else have magical poo? The poo out of your bum?