Is it normal that i pray to satan every night

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For the last couple of weeks,I would wait till night,turn off all the lights and proceed to light my candles.Next,I will sit in the center of my pentagram and recite my prayer to Satan.I woke up this morning feeling like a new person.I notice Im saying things I usually dont say and acting a way that I usually dont.I like the way it feels when it consumes me.ITS TAKING OVER ME AND I LIKE IT!!!!

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  • ThisIsNotAUsername
    12 years ago | pl

    I know what you mean.
    I turn off my lights, proceed to my candles. Next i will sit in kitty litter and pray to Senior Fluffy. This happens every night! Something just overcomes me the next day and i'm meowing things i would never have dreamed of! I just turn into this raging lunatic.

    Granted, i am praying to a cat.

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    • iintolovethissite
      12 years ago

      the hello kitty god lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    Hahah. Silly troll :P

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  • dappled
    12 years ago

    I pray to Hasselhoff. He's scarier than Satan. Especially when he sings.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

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  • darren3
    12 years ago

    What does it matter? He is no more real than Santa Clause, unicorns or god. Makes no difference. You'd get the same results praying to a lamp.

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  • la_uva_mojada
    12 years ago

    I hope this is fake

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    you typed "it's taking over.". what is "it?". don't you mean Her? At least when she's in her Sarah Palin form.

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  • Mr_MAXMAN
    12 years ago

    Now Y would u waste ur time worshiping satan don't u know god created the devil...............?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    And my story wasn't accepted over this.... :/

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    the muscle car gods asked me to build the first church of the hot rod!

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  • chicken471bologna
    12 years ago

    Normal its your life.

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  • bananaface
    12 years ago

    This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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  • gunsnrosesgirl98
    12 years ago

    Ummmmm... I don't think thts normal...

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  • spacemonkeys21
    12 years ago

    What the flip, bro your gonna end up getting possed by a demon and when that happens your gonna need alot of help and you wont have contol. i dare you i double dare you to say In the name of Jesus leave me now spirt of hell!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I do it too. He actually listens. And if you try to talk to him, he'll talk back. He's one of the most loving and respectful beings I've ever met.

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  • Rick_Bawls
    12 years ago

    You voted for Obama, didn't you?

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    0.O

    I don't think you realise what you're doing.... You say that you're acting and saying things you wouldn't do. Sounds like demonic possession has begun to take place. Stop it now and find a counter curse or you'll find yourself in some deep shit.

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  • 4theloveofdez
    12 years ago

    Smh

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  • BIGHAIRYMAN
    12 years ago

    im done

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  • UliNalaMansae
    12 years ago

    oh really? thats nice.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I believe in satan and I believe he will take me to hell so ut not on ur own :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    trollolol

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Yes it is normal to experiment with various gods and religions. That's how you find what you truly believe.

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  • mateo
    12 years ago

    i smoke crack and worship satan every day,in broad daylight

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  • amysterymayb666
    12 years ago

    wow.... =)? =/? lol.

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  • ThatKidTotallyRocks
    12 years ago

    Do what thou wilt

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    • MagickWithoutTears
      12 years ago

      Thy will be done

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  • FinDuMonde
    12 years ago

    I think it's great that you do this! I do exactly the same thing! Satan has been a wonderful God for me, and I would NEVER deny Him! Let Him continue to take you over!

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  • iintolovethissite
    12 years ago

    ur belifs are yours alone if you enjoy this thats fine continue :)wether anything is really hapeening or not is up 2 you. personally i dont belive in this and is a lil weird lol. im not religious or anything but u want eveil to take you over?

    i throw a prayer to the holy mother when i need a carpark ?

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  • blackalica
    12 years ago

    Yeah, satan rocks.

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