Is it normal that i pretend to be a lamp and let people turn me on?

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So, I have this habit of pretending to be a lamp. I stand straight in a random room and wait for someone to walk in and notice me. They ask what I'm doing (I don't reply, I'm a lamp.) Then they eventually get the idea and turn me on. Is that normal?

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Based on 63 votes (18 yes)
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  • LornaMae
    10 years ago | pl

    Aww, you're always turned off? Poor lamp :(

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  • Aliceee93
    10 years ago

    What happens when the bulb blows...

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    I pretend I'm a turd. I just sit there and steam

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  • myownopinions
    10 years ago

    What happens if they mistake you for a coat hanger?

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  • xoxochick
    10 years ago

    Lol that funny

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  • RaKaMuRawr!
    10 years ago

    You know this could be used as a seductive technique to get in with someone!

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    That sounds nice... So, what is the activation/deactivation mechanism? Is it your schlong?

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  • megadriver
    10 years ago

    Nice. I'd just walk by, cause I rarely turn on the lamps. XD

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  • Tommythecat.
    10 years ago

    Haha I would never have guessed that you're a lamp. I'd just leave you there out of frustration after trying to work out what your problem is.

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  • pazzler
    10 years ago

    I'd love to be a lamp. All those lampshades must be like your many different hats. I don't have any hats but I have fifty umbrellas and a wicked imagination.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Reminds me of this...

    http://www.shinyshiny.tv/p%20lamp%20wishing%20fish.jpg

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