Is it normal that i programmed my robot to randomly shit his pants?

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I find it hilarious. He cleans it up himself, and it's not like robot shit even smells that bad to humans.

It kind of makes me feel guilty sometimes though. He says things like "Please forgive me Master, I have inadvertently befouled my formerly-pristine trousers! What must everyone think of me? I am the worst robot!" as he is scrubbing the floor, while me and my friends and wives and clones point and laugh at him. If he were one of the newer models, the ones with tear ducts, I am sure he would be crying from his humiliation and perceived inadequacy (and I admit that were this so it would make the situation all the more amusing to me).

So, is this normal?

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Based on 67 votes (37 yes)
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  • hotchickie81
    14 years ago

    This story just made me laugh out loud!

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  • KimmyKhaosXD
    14 years ago

    HAHA! I want one! send it to sanford florida!

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  • RoseIsabella
    11 years ago

    Hahaha... You're a Kook!

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  • kit-kat-bar
    11 years ago

    It's a way to dehumanize an object, it's not normal to try and dehumanize anything even if it is not a living being. I mean a non-living being that mimics human or living characteristics.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    "Please forgive me Master, I have inadvertently befouled my formerly-pristine trousers! What must everyone think of me? I am the worst robot!" LMFAO!!!!!!

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  • Dot123
    12 years ago

    LOL Good times!

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  • PumpkinKate
    12 years ago

    Why is this shit approved?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Why are you commenting on something I posted two years ago?

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      • PumpkinKate
        12 years ago

        Because another story linked me to it and it was hilarious.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    Robots have bowel movements? I didn't think that was possible, because they don't eat. But whatever you say OP...lol

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  • GothicLolita6
    12 years ago

    You are one mean cookie, sir.

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  • gunsnrosesgirl98
    12 years ago

    LMFAOOOO!!!!! XD

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    Does he shit greasy nuts and bolts?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    marry me:)

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  • emiloola:)
    13 years ago

    Dude ur a loser:) but that was funny- u made my day

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  • xlonleyxgirl
    13 years ago

    your an ass

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  • DianneMarieTurner
    14 years ago

    HAHA! Very creative! Just keep him that way unless if it starts to embarrass you.

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  • haha123
    14 years ago

    Hahahahahha

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  • Not_really_here
    14 years ago

    You are my hero.

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  • RegMe
    14 years ago

    Why don't you just tell your mom and dad to re-program you not to write shitty stories on IIN ?!

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  • BigRedOne
    14 years ago

    Good job, keep up the good work.

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