Is it normal that i save money on flights by hiding in luggage?

My friend and I have a system where I seal myself in an aluminum lined bag (so I don’t show up on luggage scans) and ride in the cargo hold on the plane. It’s a bit chilly, but I figured if my dog can survive such an experience, what could be the danger? Anyways, I have saved thousands of dollars in flight costs using this method! Anyone else do this?

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    "Sir theres a human in your bag"

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  • Meowypowers

    This is hilarious.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    airline flights do not work this way

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  • my_life_my_way

    You would suffocate?

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  • olderdude-xx

    1) This only works if the baggage is not screened by modern scanners.

    2) Your chance of dying is rather high. While pets survive in an open cage that is placed in an area with good ventilation - you in sealed baggage in a pile of baggage would most likely not (and clearly not if they placed the bags in a cargo container).

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    • Tommythecaty

      Much less they’d exceed the weight limit.

      Nor would they be able to move the bag. You ever tried to move a dead weight human. I’m a big guy and those fuckers are heavy.

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  • junies

    Total BS. No way you could evade the screening and even if you did you would most like not survive in the cargo hold. Other issue is your weight and how the baggage handlers throw around the luggage.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    Yes.

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  • Somenormie

    Dumb dumb bubblegum.

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  • megadriver

    Baggage check in doesn't work that way...

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Exactly, the old aluminium foil lining trick hasn’t even worked in shops for over a decade, there’s no way an airport scanner would be fooled. I’ve got to wonder how often attempts like this have been made, especially when airport security was less advanced.

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