Is it normal that i secretly cum in lattes?

When I was a senior in high school I worked as a barista at a small, family owned coffee-shop. I had an 8-hour shift, all alone, everyday.. I fantasied about cumming into a latte or smoothie, but hesitated because I thought I was some type of weirdo. A friend randomly made a joke about putting cum in coffee, and something clicked. I came into a mini-pipette I stole from biology class, and took it to work. The coffee shop is near a high school, and a popular lake and park...so there were always young mothers and girls ordering coffee from me. I wanted the married yuppies, pregnant women and young girls drinking my cum. I came in over 200 different womens drinks/foods.

I would invite cute freshman girls from my school to hang out with me while I worked. Here's a trick ask the woman "would you like that in a glass?" (instead of paper) that way they drink your cum in front of you.

One morning in home-ec class, the teacher, in her early forties asked if I would run to the cafe down the street for her, to get her morning latte. I pretended it was a chore, but took her $5 bill and ran there. Then up into the 3rd floor bathroom stall for privacy. I was so hard, I popped off the lid , stuck my cock inside the latte, but accidentally peed a little bit in it. I couldnt go back emptyhanded, so I said "fuck it" and busted the fattest cum load that just floated with the milk foam, before re-lidding the cup and casually bringing her the 12oz, non-fat,sugar-free vanilla latte/cummy-piss cocktail.

There was no way she wouldn't notice the fat cum load seeping onto her toungue, mixed with my piss. She sipped that drink, sitting at her desk and eye-balled the fuck out of me for an hour. SHE KNEW. I had such a hard-on walking out of her class.

I froze every cumshot here at home in little pipettes, so they would stay fresh and thaw on the bike ride to work.
That day I was on a pink cloud. Around 3:30pm, a very pregnant European wife came into the empty cafe by herself. This ends with her drinking a 12oz hot chocolate filled with at least a fl oz of my jizz. It was sweet.

I can't remember ALL the faces, names, drinks and unknown women who have swallowed my jizz.There are some memorable ones. Sometimes I would add just a little cum to see how the "target female" reacts. It was always enough to taste. But most of them dismissed the idea of a handsome-young-man wanting to cum in their coffee...that's insane.

There were some women, who (wink,smile) always receieved a sickening amount of my Semen. THEY KNEW. They loved it, so did I. Their husbands didn't.
One afternoon, my GF and her sister and their Mother and her Sister surprised me in the cafe. I've prayed for this moment, my gf's mother and aunt sipping my sperm. THEY TASTED IT... for sure. Sometimes I just dumped a whole cumload or even two into a strangers cup...I did this everyday..it was hot...cheers

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Comments ( 22 )
  • sega31098

    Why did 221 people vote yes?

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  • MrPedobeard

    If this isn't a troll, which it probably is, you can get some serious jail time for that. And ruin the business. But, I honestly understand the appeal of this... I'd do the same every once in a while if I worked at a coffee place or something... But only in some young hot thing's drink... I'd say it's some specialty sauce, and that it's kind of an acquired taste... And then wink. ;-)

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  • Alison89

    Even though this story is a fake, there was a real story of a guy doing that in yogurts and he got caught right away. A woman accused him right then and there and called the police. They took the sample and matched it to his DNA. This was about a year ago.

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  • Jweezee

    Can i getta dry double nut doppio caffe macchiatto in a demitasse........and hey, barista... heavy on the potential prison term.

    Take a look:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwEYzS4JgdM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    But in all seriousness, this is fake.

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  • Frosties

    Way to potentially destroy your family's business and fortunes. Or it would be if any of this was true. Anyway, bye. Got to go and fuck some Alsations now. Well, it's as true as your crap.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I don't think I'll ever trust males with my coffee now! Thanks!

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    • Jweezee

      Oh stop it. You gotta quit making generaliztions about all guys based on a handfull of jerkoffs. There's undoubtedly some broad somewhere that gets off queefing on your cheeseburger.

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      • PumpkinKate

        You made me snort and soda went up my nose :(

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        • Jweezee

          Sorry ;)

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        • chewy

          I would of probably done the same.

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  • natewilde

    I wouldn't do this without anyone's consent for sure. However, I do like the occasional load (my own) in my coffee in the mornings. Kind of like the coconut oil addition but better tasting and maybe even better for you.

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  • ILikeSweets

    Which coffee?

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  • franny2891

    What happened to my comment? It disappeared.

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  • Outsider21

    obviously fake, but still pretty funny

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  • GayBlackGypsy931

    THTS HILARIOUS DUDE!!!!

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  • RinTin

    lol cool

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    • AussieGuy66

      What you are doing is called a Biohazard and you could end up in jail for a very long time getting similar treatment but not in your coffee!!

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  • bubbibrownn27

    my boyfriend confided in me that he would cum in his mothers yogurt or drinks...

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    • Joeputin5

      Awesome

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  • mr.satin65

    I like ccum in coffee

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  • budman36

    I thinnk a woman who has tasted cum would know that you did that. Looks like to me you would be able to taste it.

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  • PumpkinKate

    Oddly enough, while I find your fascination with your own habit pretty damn pathetic (I wonder what it would be like to be that... dumb, for lack of a better word) it doesn't really disgust me as much as I would have thought.

    I guess it's sort of like hearing you swallow X amount of spiders a year in your sleep, or something. Not much you can really do about it.

    Probably fake, though. Or grossly over-embellished.

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