Is it normal that i shart when i see gay couples kissing?

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Whenever I see a gay couple kissing I can't help but squeeze my butt cheeks and shart. I feel like its just a habit. IIN?

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Based on 108 votes (28 yes)
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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    I kiss my girlfriend when I see people sharting

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Gummy everyone knows I don't post any stories cause I don't care enough. But there are newbies dedicating profiles to me! They have a lot of time on their hands obviously. I have only one thing to say to the haters...

      U can't c me

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Is it noticeable when people shart? Do you look for sharters?

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      • gummy_jr
        10 years ago

        Yes and yes.

        They are not easy to find

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    Normal. It's a natural defence mechanism against their spontaneous anal violations.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I spuke when i see gay people kissing.

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  • TheInfamousStranger
    10 years ago

    I wouldn't shart but i'd say, "get a room"

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Not normal. But at least your bowels will be cleaned out.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      AG tell em it's not my post. I don't make stories I just crap on them!
      *turbo fudges his shorts brown

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      • gummy_jr
        10 years ago

        ....and thats where all the shit on my screen comes from....

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        *Strokes boots*

        Okay, but is this why my laptop tends to lag as if it were trudging through mud?

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          It's not mud baby.. I can call u baby right?

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          • Avant-Garde
            10 years ago

            So, my laptop is down in the dumps, eh?

            Sure.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    They approved this but they didn't approve my post about releasing hornets into peoples houses.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      HaHa, what an amusing thing to do!

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        You put the hornets hive in a box and shake it really hard before you place it at their doorstep. Dress in a ups suit and go across the street and watch them open it as the hornets swarm.

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  • GreyWulfen
    10 years ago

    Why does this site even have moderators?

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  • ObsessedWithReedus
    10 years ago

    Robbie.

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Nope read above I don't make stories you must be a newbie

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  • davesumba
    10 years ago

    This is a perfectly natural reaction and is more common than you think.

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  • acurasrock
    10 years ago

    This is clearly not normal, and pretty damn stupid.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    10 years ago

    Does this have anything to do with your being homophobic?

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  • robbiethatshartsisamoron
    10 years ago

    Just read my username- he is a brainless twit that has an obsession with his asshole, he must be gay.

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    • gummy_jr
      10 years ago

      How childish

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      • robbieforgotpw
        10 years ago

        Thx, At least someone appreciates me. I have many haters as you can tell...
        To all the haters: U can't c me

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        • RoseIsabella
          10 years ago

          Let your haters be your motivators!

          *ponders an enormous booger from days long since past*

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          • robbieforgotpw
            10 years ago

            Lol
            Those two dummies are the same person and took the time to create multiple profiles
            Ahahahaha

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            • RoseIsabella
              10 years ago

              Hahaha... that person is a jealous loser!

              They should pull my finger.

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      • Ipooprainbows
        10 years ago

        How is that childish when all robbie talks about is shitting O.o

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        • gummy_jr
          10 years ago

          Because he's dedicated an entire profile to hating Robbie, that's why. That's something a little kid would do.

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          • robbiethatshartsisamoron
            10 years ago

            I still don't get how that's immature when all he talks about is SHIT! Literally! Obviously you're just as stupid as him otherwise u would have seen it by now :/

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            • robbieforgotpw
              10 years ago

              You two are the same person! Hahaha
              U can't c me

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          • robbieforgotpw
            10 years ago

            Or someone who has a lot of time on their hands...they probably live in their parents' basement. Ahahahaha

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    • Ipooprainbows
      10 years ago

      I knew people would thumb down your comment, the people that do that are super immature. I think they are infants just be nice :)

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  • OtherSide
    10 years ago

    Do you protest soldier's funerals?

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  • MakuragaeshiOni
    10 years ago

    wat

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