Is it normal that i talk to my computer if its not working?

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okay say if my computer is being really slow, I'll get mad and say ' oh my god! are you kidding me?! ' but then I feel like if I be nice to it then it will speed up .. so I will say stuff like ' okay I'm sorry ... please do this for me .. please ' and then I will pat the side of the screen and rub it. I'm just afraid some one will see me do this one day and think I am crazy... well is this normal?

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  • malkiot
    11 years ago

    As a little kid I would take my great-grandad's old sabre, unsheath it and point it at the screen, whenever the computer froze up. I would then threaten to slash it open from end to end if it did not unfreeze that instant.

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    • Maya05
      11 years ago

      I used to pick the key board up and threaten to smash it into the screen when my old computer wasn't working fast enough.

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  • cigs
    11 years ago

    pat it. i would have to punch the screen or take my head and smash it into the screen to fix the problem or cuss.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Threaten to replace it at the first sign of weakness (and mean it!), that should straighten it right out.

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  • Maya05
    11 years ago

    I 'talk' to my computer as well. Well, more like yell and threaten it.

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago

    I once made love to a photocopier

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  • Heywatsup1
    10 years ago

    Yup normal

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    Then again the screen is the screen. Patting it won't help the pc itself. Not that patting the pc will help either lol.

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  • lifebattler
    10 years ago

    Yes it is normal ,it is a result of you hoping it will work.

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  • Iamagirl
    11 years ago

    I say "c'mon please I need to watch pewdiepie. Please." I also have posters and pictures of people like pewdiepie and I talk to him like " hi what's up? You are so hot FYI. Lol you are so cute."

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Sure why not people talk to their cars.

    Come on baby come on
    Cough cough splutter.
    You dirty bitch.

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    • iin2want2know
      11 years ago

      LMAO because that totally sounds like me with my car :-D

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  • forever_anon
    11 years ago

    I do the same thing. Well, more like cursing at it.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I can relate...

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