Is it normal that i talk to my mini goldfish in my tank

Is this normal?
I talk to goldfish in my tank REAL.i have whole tank full.
So I talk to them I feel they talk back and I can hear them:) they say mean things back.i take them out and hold them to the flore lightly then if say any other mean hurtful things I stomp on them super hard!!!!!! Then I fry them up and eat them with salt on top of course that would be discussing with out..later I get horrible stomache aches and diarrhea I look in the toilet an you can see it becuase I eat them whole.and I see them I get to attached of the lovley conversations we always have before I get mad then I can't sleep for a week!!!! It's horrible I feel horrible after :,(
Would you get attached I tend to have to have anger issues if I get help they will ask and I can't hide telling its way to inbarissing..help !
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Comments ( 15 )
  • Avant-Garde

    It was okay until you got to the part where they talk back and the killing and so on.

    Needless to say, this isn't normal at all. Help needs to be served!

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    ... I am not really sure what to say to this, what the hell?

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  • old_school

    i talk to my gecko all the time... sometimes like she's my actual baby or something.
    i know its not the same as a fish, but the point is...she isn't going to say anything back .

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  • nAt2017

    I'd get help if I were you.

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    • akj

      Are you sure? if this dosent work i will come and do what i do to the goldfish to you?!!!!
      not a tretht

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    That's horrible. I think you have more than anger issues. You need counseling.

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  • iran

    Well it was normal until you started stomping the fish then it becomes a problem. Just remember fish are friends not food, everyone knows that.

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  • denise1290

    You sound like a serial killer

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  • Wendell

    Ha watch you get eaten by a shark

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  • jessicababy33

    Wake up fishy !

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  • hahaha... nice trolling.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Those fish with some lettuce, tomato, and barbaque sauce, would make a tasty sandwich.

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  • EbonyDark'nessDementiaRavenWay

    You're going to get really sick one of these days...

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  • akj

    Thankyou! BUT I FINE NOWWW:)))))

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  • akj

    Thank you for all the advise:) I think I'll have to try that recipe!!

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