Is it normal that i think im god

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Sounds people, i think im god when i go places animals follow me everyone is nice to me they give me free things i swear i like died then came back alive you get what im saying

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Based on 53 votes (12 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    "i think im god when i go places animals follow me everyone is nice to me they give me free things"

    You're just a homeless guy soo you stink, and that's why animals follow you.
    And you don't got any money so people give you free things.

    Hahahaha oh god.. "IIN that I think I'm god" hahahahah that's just fucking great.

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  • moomus
    12 years ago

    If you're god, then why are you asking people on here if it's normal? Shouldn't you be performing miracles or healing the sick or feeding the starving or something?

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    • abominus566
      12 years ago

      well that and, well the divine being knows everthing about them selfs and about everything else. and perfwct beings and we as a race are not perfect or all knowing

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  • CharAzz
    12 years ago

    Young based god, I look like Jesus.

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  • svali
    12 years ago

    jesus?

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  • DolphinAngel
    12 years ago

    Sounds like god doesn't care about grammar that much, huh?

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  • IxAMxGOD
    12 years ago

    sorry the place for god is taken by me.

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  • Ayumi
    12 years ago

    If you're an egotistical idot then I suppose so.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I believe in you...can I blindly send you money so that my soul can be saved?

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  • Flaze
    12 years ago

    If you're god, then i'm jesus.

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  • Dot123
    12 years ago

    I am GOD! Pray down to me! I am better than all of you!

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  • howaminotmyself
    12 years ago

    These things happen to me all the time. It doesn't make me feel like god, it just makes me happy. And when I'm happy, I'm nice to people.

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  • Darkoil
    12 years ago

    Delusions of grandeur.

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  • Alkibiades
    12 years ago

    What I get is that you're crazy as a bat. But that's ok, be crazy.

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  • Audrina
    12 years ago

    Like a zombie?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    You're probably just very good looking.

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