Is it normal that i think inanimate objects have feelings?

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Please don't tell me that they don't. That causes way too much pain. I'm afraid of putting this on here just in case the inanimate objects are reading it...oh whatever, I can pay for it later. Every inanimate object has feelings, so I'm doing my best not to insult any of the inanimate objects. (That's why I have to turn away from them whenever I make a face at them. Or why I try to hold in my farts so my chair doesn't have to smell them. Then I feel bad. It's like gossiping or something.) Or, if I accidentally scrape the table, for instance, I feel it inside me like I scraped myself, only it's worse. I then must proceed to give the table a massage. Sometimes I'll kiss things so they feel better.

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  • redoctober
    11 years ago

    My god... I have broken the backs of so many pencil's. HOW THE FUCK CAN I LIVE WITH MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • shuggy-chan
      11 years ago

      all the pen caps ive chewed

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    You should visit a junkyard and perform last rites for all the poor neglected junk.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I'm not sure I understand who is going to feel the "pain" if I were to tell you they don't. ???

    Ummm... Get yourself to a psychiatrist in the near future and ask them what they think about your perception of inanimate objects. What you're describing seems extreme.

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  • Arabia
    11 years ago

    How do you know kissing makes them feel better? They may feel assaulted.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    Are you mental? They do not feel! Living things feel. Your tv is not alive you maniac.

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  • squirrelgirl
    11 years ago

    If you think farting in your chair causes the chair to become upset, then my computer chair has witnessed enough horrors that I'm pretty sure it qualifies for a diagnosis of PTSD.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    I take fart walks in the dark

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    • 1000yrVampireKing
      11 years ago

      What? That doesn't even relate to this topic?

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      • robbieforgotpw
        11 years ago

        Thank you kindly for the comment. Come again real soon.
        *power sharts all over everything**

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Yes don't break those chairs.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    No... I really think that you should see a therapist.

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  • Kyurois
    11 years ago

    Hey, I feel bad for inanimate objects too sometimes, I talk and coo and yell to my cars and computers, but I think you're just taking it a tad to far. I think you may just have social anxieties you're passing on to your objects. Maybe try meditation? But I'm also not a psychiatrist, so you know, take that with a grain of salt.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I ate a parachute once. I had to plan my jump just right.

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  • noid
    11 years ago

    No, it's not normal.

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