Is it normal that i tried to get a cat to lick my penis?
I was alone, about 15 or 16 years old and very horny. I did not have access to the internet or any pornographic material and had an erection I knew I had to take care of somehow. I thought perhaps it would bring some stimulation if I were to get it licked a bit so I proceeded to find our cat. It was just lounging in the shade when I proceeded to whip it out. I put it near its mouth but nothing occurred to my great dismay. I thought their must be some way the cat will end up licking my penis, I have heard of people engaging in sexual acts with animals and I was determined to succeed. So I then took some milk from the refrigerator and began pouring it on my penis, knowing of course, cats love milk, I thought this to be the perfect solution to my first failed attempt. The cat did not take to my milky erect penis and merely stared at it once again. I was in a rage at this point. My next attempt, I got a saucer put milk in it, as the cat began to lick the milk, I slowly brought my erect penis into the picture, surely the cat would perhaps unknowingly lick my penis as it drank up the milk I thought. No, this unfortunately it did not happen. There I was on all fours with my penis in a saucer of milk, feeling extremely frustrated. I failed the cat would not lick my penis.