Is it normal that i use these tricks to learn foreign languages?

I believe to learn a new language you have to tune yourself into the alpha state (kinda like how people try to listen to the language in their sleep).

So this is what i do:

1) associate verbs and nouns with sounds.

zaino (Italian for backpack) has a dominant zzzz sound, reminiscent of zipping.

2) teach a young child. It's easier to understand the function of language when you absorb it like a two year old, which you can only understand by teaching a 2 year old.

3) smoke weed.

Reefer puts you in a relaxed state instantly, so it's easier to store foreign grammar and vocabulary in the subconscious.

4) have sex.

I don't really know why or how, but it helps... The same way Mr. woodcock would pound women so hard the began speaking Portuguese.

Is this normal? Should i scrivo un libro?