Is it normal that i want a girl who farts?

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I'm 23 old male and I don't know why, but I love when an attractive girl farts in my presence. I especially love the smell and sometimes her reaction after she farts. Unfortunately I haven't experience it for years :( But I know it turns me on, because in the past some gorgeous girls farted by an accident and it smelled so bad that if someone who has not the fetish into it would probably pass out! But not me... I secretly enjoyed it, but tried so hard to hide it. It's so embarrassing! Awww why don't I have more casual fetish? :(

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    You are in luck, since all girls do fart.

    Go to an aerobics class for senior citizens, you'll heard a lot of girls farting. :)

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago | pl

      Yeah I know that every girl does it! But unfortunately almost all of them act like they have never farted before... They probably think that it's not lady like and guys would find them less attractive if they farted in front of them. But they have no idea that I'd love it! :(

      BTW I think I wouldn't find it attractive at all if I saw an elderly lady fart... As I said before, it attracts me only if the girl who farted is also attractive.

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        *hear

        Some people do think elderly ladies are "attractive", by the way. So, I think what you mean is: youthful, fertile-looking, physically appealing girls, eh.

        Good luck finding your girl. :)

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        • RomeoDeMontague
          10 years ago

          If someone is younger they are not always going to want to date elderly people. So age 20 is not always chasing after 70 year olds. So I think he means people closer to his/her age.

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          • [Old Memory]
            10 years ago

            No kidding, Captain Obvious. hehehe ;D

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Lol yeah you're right, some people are into elderly ladies... I forgot about it :P But I'm into these "youthful, fertile-looking, physically appealing girls" :)

          Thanks!

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          • robbieforgotpw
            10 years ago

            I am always gassy but its my nature. I spend half of each day on the can. Everything is okay as long as there is a ventilation fan... But if not the next person is in for a real pungent treat
            *power manures the vicinity

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          You don't or do you tismf
          *turbo farts propelling himself down the road

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    • Bhudson1976
      10 years ago

      Lmao!!! That's so funny!

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      Tismf, I think we'd be in trouble if a girl farts as much as me because I always smell like sick sulfur farts. We would never have fresh air! Can you imagine riding in a car during the winter with the heat on

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        I'd rather not imagine it for too long. I hope you find your match, robbie. And by 'match', I mean girlfriend because if you found flame, you'd blow yourself up.

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      • I.love.to.lick.ass!
        10 years ago

        Will you fart in my face for a night while i lick your asshole, i think farts smells great and your can wake me up with a fart on my toungh!

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      • Hottigene
        10 years ago

        I would love it my Dear I would also lick your Bunhole clean with my Tongue Love!

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        • robbieforgotpw
          10 years ago

          You must not know 'bout me.
          I will gas you into submission

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  • LittleMissy
    10 years ago | pl

    If you get into a comfortable relationship with a girl you should tell her what you like. She might be pleased and relieved that she doesn't have to hold it in until she can no longer stand it and then have to nip to the bathroom to get it out and carefully diffuse the sound with a piece of tissue held up to her asshole.

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    • ToxicCrayons
      10 years ago

      Thanks, I'll have to use that little tissue trick. You are a lifesaver.

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      • LittleMissy
        10 years ago

        XD

        I thought all girls did that!

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        • chunsangel
          10 years ago

          I did too since I also do that.. xD

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        • GoraIntoDesiGals
          10 years ago

          You do?

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          • LittleMissy
            10 years ago

            I'm sure we all do that although this is just me speculating. The only lady I have had this conversation with in the past confirmed that this is her method too!

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            • GoraIntoDesiGals
              10 years ago

              Strange. All my exes just farted in front of me and it's not even my fetish.

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    • Bhudson1976
      10 years ago

      You sound like you speak from experience :-)

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Actually I'm alone, but maybe one day... I also think that honesty is very important in relationship, but it'd be embarrassing to tell her straight that I'm aroused by her farts :( What if she'll think it's gross, weird and dump me? ;(

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      • LittleMissy
        10 years ago

        That's why you should wait until you are comfortable with each other. Chances are she won't mind if you both know each other well.

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Perhaps you're right... :)
          Once my friend who I was quite close with (although he had a bf) farted in front of me. It was a silent one, but so deadly! She didn't say anything, maybe it was just an accident (or maybe not?) so I acted like I didn't notice it. But in fact I loved it! It was like an erotic experience for me. Too bad she's married now and we're not as close to eachother as before...

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  • melissa0511
    10 years ago

    there should really be more guys like you.

    some guys are all "in my mind, women don't sh*t or fart" like, dipsh*t we do, that's natural.

    so yes. you are normal, and amazing. your fetish rocks.(:

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals
      10 years ago

      Are you accepting of a urine fetish too?

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      • melissa0511
        10 years ago

        are you being a dickwad?

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        • GoraIntoDesiGals
          10 years ago

          Huh why so rude?

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Aww! how nice to hear it from a girl :) Hugs for you!

      I wish there should be more such understanding girls as you! Then I wouldn't feel ashamed about my fetish anymore ;) Also my partner could be just herself, without acting like flatulence and other stuff didn't bother her... As other girl mentioned in her comment here, that'd be a huge compliment for me if she was feeling comfortable around me! :)

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      • melissa0511
        10 years ago

        on my profile, there's a link that leads to pictures of me, you should take a look(:

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Ok I did :)
          Wow I thought you're a bit older... Anyway you sounded quite mature :)

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  • DudeYouAreMessedUp
    10 years ago

    I'm like that too.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Cool. :) And has your partner already farted openly in front of you? :)

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      • DudeYouAreMessedUp
        10 years ago

        There is no partner, just me.

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Ohh I see... Actually I'm the same...
          So have you ever experienced a girls fart before? ;)

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          • DudeYouAreMessedUp
            10 years ago

            Yeh, a couple of times but a couple of feet away, in groups of people and one of the girls farts.

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            • lilsnifferman
              10 years ago

              Cool bro! And how did she react? Did she own up to her fart?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Wait hold the phone you mean girls fart?

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Oh yeah. They're humans too, also have digestive system which works exactly the same as guy's one, And their "fluffs" (un)fortunately are not taken to the heaven in white, cotton bags by angels :)
      Moreover some girls can fart better than old sailors! But most of them hide this fact, because they think it's not lady like to be a hot girl and produce such a rotten aroma that could kill an elephant... Aww what a pity that they have no idea how it turns me on! :)

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      • Terence_the_viking
        10 years ago

        Holy shit i just thought it was gone off pizza.

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          LMAO! :D
          Well, maybe it was a pizza she had eaten before, then was digested and then... gone with the "wind"? :P

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          • Terence_the_viking
            10 years ago

            How dare she trick me like this.

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      • chunsangel
        10 years ago

        Omgg that's very weird!! How can a trashy smell honestly make you feel good?? Its crazy! xD but... at least girls won't have to hide their gassy urges around yuu!~ dude, yur awesome!! xD

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Yeah, I also couldn't believe it first... I felt like an outcast that only deserves for death, until one day when I decided to google "girls farts sexy" and found bunch of fart porn videos and a few internet boards gathering huge communities of guys who are also into it!
          Well, I still feel like such a weirdo, but at least now I know I'm not the only one who likes it.

          And yeah you're right, all girls are allowed to fart around me with no shame :) Unfortunately all girls I know don't even think about doing it in front of a guy :(

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          • chunsangel
            10 years ago

            Lol~ well i know how those girls feel! Hah... most guys are like... eww that was not cute... nd sometimes they even stop talking to them... so girls are afraid... but if yuu told those girls that yuu thought it was cute, i think they wouldn't be afraid to :D

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            • lilsnifferman
              10 years ago

              Yeah I know :) But is there any way to tell them this without being seen as a weirdo? lol Because I can't imagine saying during the first meeting something like "You know that? I think it's cute when girls fart, so feel free to let em rip in my presence if you feel one brewing" :P haha

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  • GroopGiacy
    10 years ago

    I love girls who fart! Especially when they do it in my face! It smells so good!

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Great to know that I'm not the only one here :)

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  • buddyroowho
    10 years ago

    i don't think it is very normal, but i love it too, only with attractive girls i find it hot. doesn't happen very often though damn it.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Yeah it's so rare occurance experiencing an attractive girl fart in front of you :(

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  • volvonut84
    10 years ago

    Trust me, you want a girl who farts. Otherwise they fill up w/ gas and bloat. My ex was like that. We were having sex and I bit her nipple too hard. She burst and flew out the window, never to be seen again. True story.

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  • Mersaphe
    10 years ago

    I also share this farting fetish. For me personally I believe it has do with girls always wanting to look pretty and smell nice all the time. Girls make it seem like they are these perfect angel creatures with their makeup, lip gloss, cute dresses, skirts, tank tops, jeans, lingerie, bras, high heels, boots, and an endless assortment of other hair and beauty products. But really despite all these things they are not very different from guys. They perspire, they fart, they get hungry or thirsty when they don't eat or drink for long periods of time. I think more than anything, I am attracted to good looking girls farting and doing other things that you don't expect attractive girls to do because of the contrast or juxtaposition of them being these so called perfect angels but also in fact being humans and having to do human things and have insecurities and anxieties and stuff like that.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Wow nice response! I don't know how it's possible that I missed your post before...
      Anyway, I agree! I also think that it's exactly what turns me on in girls farting the most. It's not only the fart, because everybody does it and it does nothing for me when for example guy does it, or even a female family member... I like this contrast between perfect creature and something which is commonly considered as gross. And for some reason I took my fancy for farts. That's why I even enjoy when a nice girl keeps talking about farting :) I don't know why, but for me it's mega cute just hearing a subtle woman mentioning for example how bad her farts could be sometimes :o
      Moreover when she finally does it in front of me and not in front of anyone that's the best evidence that she trusts me, is honest with me and feels comfortable. So I take it as a huge compliment :)

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  • HarraGucci123
    10 years ago

    i do whats your number

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    • kinkdaddy47
      10 years ago

      your awesome mellisa....I am also turned on by a girl fartin...not sure how I tell my girl...any suggestions

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      I'm sorry but I can't share my number here... I prefer to stay anonymous.
      But you can message me if you want :)

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    1. You have a fetish flatulence.
    2. Everyone has gas.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      1. I agree. Scientists name it eproctophilia, but it's commonly known as flatufilia or fart fetish :)
      2. I know. But not everyone's gas is attractive for me

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Have you ever considered exploring your fetish with a dominatrix?

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Not really into typical dominatrix... When it comes to farting I'd enjoy it more, if she was a bit embarrassed by her farts so I'd gave her a hug, told her it's cute and calm her down. Or the second scenario, when she would kept doing it and jokingly teasing me with it :)

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  • crygypsy
    10 years ago

    Try feeding your future girlfriend lots of fruits and beans. This way you can enjoy her farts every single day no matter what!

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Sure, gassy stuff will be always welcome on our plates :)

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  • HockeyDude94
    9 years ago

    I want the same thing. Because I want to know the real her for who she is. So if she burps and/or farts I'd still accept her for it. I'd rather be that type of mature down to earth guy, than some ignorant lowlife sexist douche that says "EWWWWW! Girls shouldn't fart!" I'm willing to let my girl fart next to me and deal with the smell, hell even laugh and make a joke about it, rather than make her hold them in and get gas cramps or go to another room. That's stupid society's way of handling natural bodily functions.

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    • lilsnifferman
      9 years ago

      Right! That's stupid when girls act like they've never farted before...

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  • Flatulophiliac
    10 years ago

    I actually was dating a girl & tearing her up & a fart slipped out she turned like beet red & apologized over & over again but I said don't worry about it so...maybe that's normally embarrassing but its fine in front of me I don't care plus no1 thinks twice when a guy does it so what's the difference oh yeah women have to be all ladylike & demure

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Lucky you! Some girls has done it in front of me before, but not like that. Usually it was a Silent But Deadly one and they acted like nothing happened. I don't know if I did well, but I didn't say anything, because they looked embarrassed so I didn't want to make things even worse and acted as if I didn't notice...

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  • Flatulophiliac
    10 years ago

    Well as u can tell by my name or check my stories I have that same EXACT fetish & yes it has to be a pantied butt & melissa0511 & any other chicks on here talking about it & not freaked out about it ya'll are AWESOME

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Good to know that there're more guys like me ;)

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  • TheGasManCometh
    10 years ago

    I'm fed up of holding in my farts around my wife. It never bothers me when she (very rarely) lets one slip, but I always get vilified.

    As to your fetish - I can dig it. Go find a girl who gets turned on by farting in front of a guy, I'm sure they must be out there!

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Well, most girls are ashamed to do this in front of anyone... Some even deny they do it (I know they do, but a girl who's like that will never do this) :(

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      • TheGasManCometh
        10 years ago

        Hey lilsnifferman (love the name, by the way)

        Your un-smiley face makes me sad. But think of it this way - sure, most girls are ashamed to do this (for whatever socially constructed reason, but let's not get into that) but - are you going to end up with "most" girls?

        No. You are going to find ONE girl. One fine, flatulent beauty. I wish you the best of luck - and if I ever meet such a girl, I swear I will do my best to put her in touch with you. :)

        GasMan

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Wow you're awesome man! Thanks!

          Well yeah I know, I won't end up with "most" girls, I meant it's hard to find a girl who's open about farting at all, because most of girls don't tolerate it :/

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  • kaegrl23
    10 years ago

    i think its kinda weird that you want a girl who farts, maybe you should have been more descriptive and said i want a girl who is comfortable fart around you.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      You're right... I wrongly put that into words, but I meant what you said - a girl who would comfortable fart in front of me (and I wouldn't mind if she did on me sometimes lol) :)

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      • kaegrl23
        10 years ago

        lol thats funny :)

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          I'm glad I just made you laugh instead disgust you ;) And it was not a joke! :)

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          • kaegrl23
            10 years ago

            That's ok lol I have a good sense of humor!!:)

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            • lilsnifferman
              10 years ago

              I see :)
              And me too. Although I have this nasty fetish I still find farting hilarious lol ;)

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  • Geneva5
    10 years ago

    Just suck the farts directly from the asshole ?

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Definitely not! Farts smell way better when they're diluted in the air :) Moreover the material of panties cause the smell last longer and sound more pleasantly ;) Also there are some aesthetic reasons... Sexy lingerie looks more tempting than just bare asshole - at least for me, but it's a matter of taste :)

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      • Geneva5
        10 years ago

        Maybe build an ass tent from garbage bags with drawn on lingere, some duct tape and a straw ?

        I will experiment with this on myself next weekend.

        Maybe using a mirror and camera to film the fart inhalation.

        What foods produce the most vile ass stench ?

        Orange juice cabbage tuna milk and bacon ?

        PS : I am psychic and in a wheelchair.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    You realize all girls fart. I think most mammals fart. cats and dogs fart, both genders of human fart. They just do not do it in your presence.

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  • JayPr'zBaddest
    10 years ago

    Do you like the smell of shit too? More then likely farts from time to time smell like shit lmaoo. Well all girls fart so ur in luck

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Nope. Maybe it's weird, but shitting is gross for me, no matter who does it. I find it attractive only until it's just gas coming out of the cute FEMALES butt cheeks :)

      Yeah I know all girls fart, but most girls hide this fact, so have very small occasion to enjoy it :(

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      • JayPr'zBaddest
        10 years ago

        I guess if you fart first she would probably feel comfortable enough to fart around you.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Do you also have an ass fetish?

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Yeah, in a certain way... Maybe I'm not into any nasty worshiping (rim job, anal etc), but I find woman's butt very (maybe even the most) erotic part of her body. I just love watching on them, touching, kissing, spooning... and that's it :) The most I prefer rather tiny, but perky ones :)

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Hahahahaha.

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          Did I say something funny?

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  • bella30303
    10 years ago

    OMFG 23 is my dave number

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      I made this poll over half year ago. Now I'm 24 :D

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  • Approsoft9136
    10 years ago

    Wtf, never heard of tht kind of a fetish.....

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Scientists call it eproctophilia

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      • Approsoft9136
        10 years ago

        Ohhhh....k, the word sounds pretty cool, hold it..., *only the word*

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          I know, but in my case it's not so nasty as the full definition of this word... I have very "light" version of it ;) So your sarcasm is not necessary here.

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  • melissa0511
    10 years ago

    i know, ugly.
    and yea people say i look older in person cause of my hips and butt, and they also say i act older lol.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      I disagree... You're not ugly! But, yeah, you look a bit older than these 15 years old. But hey, I'm much older than you, so in this case it's an advantage! :D Well, I'd give you 17, or even 18 :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Fucking yuck.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Well, there're people with more freaky fetishes and deviations...

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        Ofcourse, but it's a fetish that's really gross/lame at the same time.

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        • lilsnifferman
          10 years ago

          I can't help it that I don't have more common fetish :( Like for example foot fetish... It's much more popular, so nowadays it became pretty normal thing and lot of girl are into it... So it's easier to confess to someone that you have foot fetish than fart fetish :P That's why I keep it in secret :(

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          • [Old Memory]
            10 years ago

            A foot fetish is the other stupid one, feet are seriously stupid things to get a boner over.

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            • lilsnifferman
              10 years ago

              Lol there're 100x stupid things you can get turned on by... But every one is different. So I'm glad I'm not turned on by for example little kids or dead people :o

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  • mazgan
    10 years ago

    please remove urself from planet earth, ur presence is making a bad name of us men.

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    • lilsnifferman
      10 years ago

      Why? There're way worse freaks than me in the world and no one cares :o

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