Is it normal that i want to become a hitman?

I want to become an assassin for the government someday. Is it normal?

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56% Normal
Based on 97 votes (54 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy

    I got a gun the other day from sako, its cute, small, fits right in my pocket.

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    • King_Felix_XII

      Pockets? You must mean you hide it among your plumage right?

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      • dirtybirdy

        That, sir, is a secret.

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  • Thatchick2604

    Follow your dreams kid, make them big

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  • kilako

    I want to be a hitman to.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Sounds like you are just too lazy to get an education and go to work.
    Honestly, if you have to ask this question, you're probably too stupid to be a successful hit man, so you'll spend your life behind bars and not have to work anyway. Great plan!

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  • beeswax

    all hitmen eventually get executed by their employers - i would avoid it if possible.

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  • Mersaphe

    I wouldn't like being a hitman but being James Bond might be cool.

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  • Vato

    Join the military. It's your calling.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome

    Your probably not beeing serious, but I'll just assume you are.

    I know it looks pretty badass in movies, but I think beeing a hitmam would suck.

    Beside the obvious ethical problem of killing anyone the government points to, think about the life you'd be living: You could die every day (constant fear), you'd always be on the move (constant jetlag), if you would ever deside to quit or not to kill somebody you would probably get killed by your own employer. You'd be going down a road you could never return from and most of the time you wouldn't even know why you're doing what you're doing.

    And then one day probably sooner maybe later you would die. With a lot of blood on your hands, countless of painful memories and not knowing if you made the world a better or a worse place.

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  • COOL!If you ould get away with it,why the fuck not!

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  • handsignals

    That would be fucking awesome.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    You know they will come after once you have done whats needed of you.

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  • Probably. There seems to be a lot of books, television programmes, and films out there about killers for hire, so it must be a common dream.

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