Is it normal that i want to eat my girlfriends poop

I haven't heard many parents express a desire to do that...

Don’t do it, you could become dangerously ill, possibly with septic shock; feces contains a large number of many types of bacteria from the intestines. Some of the bacteria are vital to digestion, but they aren’t at all meant to be ingested and can cause infections. Some people carry diseases that can be spread through feces, like hepatitis A.

You are obviously lying to get people to comment on your post. Well, mission accomplished.

Oh yeah that's totally normal. let me know how it tastes.

You do you bro if you're into it theres nothing you can do to change that fetishes are a lifelong affliction/gift however you choose to view em, you'll probably find someone else out there who's into that too just will take some digging. If it's an essential part of a fulfilling sex life for you then ask your gf about it see if she can get on board (be aware its very unlikely and could lead to a break up unfortunately) but if you wont be sexually satisfied without it incorporated I think youd better find a partner who's cool with it

Coprophilia is a well-known kink, so you're definitely not unique. It's very much not my thing, and I've never had any interest in viewing them, but I know it's not hard to find scat videos on the internet. They wouldn't exist if there wasn't an audience for them (although I'm sure some people watch just for their gross-out value).

If your girlfriend is in good health, eating her faeces almost certainly wouldn't kill you or give you some horrible disease.

In fact, there is such a thing as a "faecal transplant" where people are given the faeces of others in order to restore the balance of the bacteria that live in their lower digestive tract. Recent research has found that the bacteria living in our gut have many strange and unexpected effects on our health and even our behaviour. If the population of healthy gut bacteria is destroyed by antibiotics, radiation treatment or chemotherapy, less healthy bacteria can take over and cause very serious health issues. Introducing some healthy bacteria can restore the balance, although the "transplant" is normally given via a tube that's slipped down the throat to the stomach or in capsule form, since by all accounts, shit really doesn't taste very nice, and most people have a strong aversion to eating it.

If you've ever rimmed your girlfriend - and your interest in things faecal suggest you'd probably be into this - the odds are that you've already introduced some of her lower GI tract bacteria into your upper GI tract. Some diseases are easily transmitted by anal-mouth contact (Hepatitis A and E most notably), but if she's not suffering from food poisoning and you know for a fact that she doesn't have Hep or any other communicable diseases, you're unlikely to suffer any short- or long-term problems from consuming her faeces.

Of course, the other question is what she thinks about this, and how she'll view you once you've done it. As you've seen from the comments here, most people find the very idea disturbing, and the odds are good that she does too. So don't be surprised if she loses all interest in kissing you after you do this, and you shouldn't be shocked if her general opinion of you changes for the worse.

Disgusting and could make you seriously ill

As everyone said your answer will always be no.

NO!!!

Next time she's doing a shit stand behind the door masturbating and sniffing. Then, when she's pretty sure you're masturbating, start making perverted grunting noises and poke your head round the door whilst increasing the intensity of your sniffs. She's bound to accept you, and your relationship will grow so strong, good luck!

What are you trying to achieve?

totally and completely normal AND sexy <3

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No!please don't do it.
I know you feel that coz she's hot or sth.

But if you still wanna do it follow your heart but I swear you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

If she is hot then yes it is normal

no

no way are you on drugs

Why would you willingly want to put your health at risk by eating bacteria?

Have you ever eaten poop? Its disgusting. Worse than bad broccoli. Dont advise it for that aspect alone. Besides what mouldiwrap said. Its terrible for your health and the sooner you break free from this fetidh the better off you'll be trust me.

Nope

No thats nasty eating someone's poop.

Seriously it is disgusting and I urge you to get help!