Is it normal that i want to eat my new book?

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I just got a new book today and I really just want to eat all of the pages for some reason. Perhaps its the new book smell or something. Does anyone else feel the same when they get a new book?

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Based on 17 votes (5 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Normal if it’s a cookbook, not normal if it’s a book on human anatomy.

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  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    we simply cant learn by osmosis. we learn by putting data in as many file cabinets as possible , that way gaining access to any of the hundred of cabinets grant's the thinker the desired data at the correct time .

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  • paramore93
    5 years ago

    It'd be cool if you could eat a book and absorb all of it's knowledge.

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  • That_Is_My_Book
    5 years ago

    YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES, YOU ENGLISH PIG-DOG! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

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    • Nickvey
      5 years ago

      turns out the french really did have a french castle in england.

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  • That_Is_My_Book
    5 years ago

    DON'T EAT MY BOOK!

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  • JustMolly
    5 years ago

    This always happens to me too when i smell a new book, i have no idea why since i dont eat paper LOL. I think the smell just makes me super happy and then the brain reacts to it thinking 'good smell, must eat'

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