Is it normal that i want to literally fuck a square?

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So, y'know how sometimes, people have fictional crushes, right? well, I took it one step further, I want to fuck a square. now, not just any square, but there's this one sad looking square from a video game (I think). So here's the story;so, one day I got this video in my reccomended tab,and It had this cute sad cat-looking thing on it, so I watched the ,and afterwards I did some research on it and stuff, thinking it looked soooo cute!~ I wanted it inside of me!~ I wanted this sad sqyare to fuck me!~ so uhh-- basically i'm asking if it's normal to have a sexual crush on a fictional square? id not that's ok, I totally understand..I still want to fuck the square though.

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  • AceWhitehouse
    5 years ago | pl

    list a link to the square so we can see exactly what you're referring to.. this makes all the difference

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    5 years ago | pl

    goddamn tetris perverts

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  • megadriver
    5 years ago

    I'm more of a hexagon guy myself, but hey whatever floats your boat XD

    Tho I do question how does one fuck a geometric shape...

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    • LornaMae
      5 years ago

      I pictured with something like this...

      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71F1sWVVXAL._SY355_.jpg

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  • McBean
    5 years ago

    Stop procrastinating. Get a square and fuck it.

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  • IrishPotato
    5 years ago

    No.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    It’s called objectophelia or something like that. It’s basically where people want to have sexual relations with objects instead of other individuals. I.E, ferris wheels, cars, chairs, ...uh squares.

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  • BlindSpot
    5 years ago

    STAY AWAY FROM CATS! YOU GEOMETRIC PERVERT!

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  • CuriousFruit
    5 years ago

    Man, your talking in a whole different plane of existance. Live your dreams man.

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  • Indigobloom1
    5 years ago

    Not normal. But whatever floats your boat, you could just print out the square and cut a hole in where you want to fuck it. To be warned: papercuts will cause injury to penis

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      i dont have a penis im a female, and no, i dont wanna fuck a square in THAT way.

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  • SeekNPlay
    5 years ago

    God can’t possibly exist.

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  • Largesalami911
    5 years ago

    i want to bend a triangle over the table and make it call for its dad in fear and anger

    but yeah i mean i can see a square being sexy

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  • mathewdavis133
    5 years ago

    I could not vote whether I find this normal or not. I'm just too mind-blown.

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  • BlackCandle
    5 years ago

    You make me feel normal.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    So you want to have sex with Gilbert Gottfried? He is the biggest square to ever live.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    You can keep crushing on this character as long as it's not preventing you from pursuing a real relationship.

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