Is it normal that i water my plants with my pee?

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I like to gardening year round and now often instead of using a watering can to water my plants I just pull out my weiner and pee on them. I think it saves a lot of time and they seem to be getting the same nutrients and sometimes I dig a small hole and put my weener in their then pee to get the deep roots. Anyone else dothis? What are your results with pee gardening?

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Based on 118 votes (25 yes)
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  • PumpkinKate
    12 years ago | pl

    This would kill the vast majority of plants. Very few rare species of plant can convert it into fertilizer, though.

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  • kellstar79
    12 years ago

    My friends ex parent in laws used to have a country house they visited once a fortnight or so on weekends and didn't have proper sewage system as it was in the bush so they used to fertilize the veggies with their own sewer waste and used to give away the excess veggies to their friends and family. How disgusting is that!!

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  • ThatChick28
    12 years ago

    This is fucking hilarious...I kinda hope u don't really do this...haha...along with being gross it's not good for ur plants man...hahaha....

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  • NocturnePonyFan
    12 years ago

    Who doesn't?

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  • Sidekickz
    12 years ago

    oh and plant them in your poop!

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  • DiamondEyes4121
    12 years ago

    Lol poor plants

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  • Anonny
    12 years ago

    *runs through your greenhouse with my "weiner" in one hand and a pot in the other* Trolololololololol

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    You should grow vegatables and sell them to people.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    I like water my plants with coffee and tea, but at least it's not tea. I feel bad for them having to be relieved on, but at least you remember to "water" them.

    Do o think this is normal? No, I don't.

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago

    nice story bro

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  • Blade884
    10 years ago

    I did this while housesitting as a teen. I stopped when I thought about the plants, and that this could hurt them. It started when I was lazy and had to go to bathroom, and forgot to water his floor plants.
    With my dick out in the middle of their apartment, I was getting hard, then it turned to shooting cum all over the place. When I started to make a mess with that, I had to cool it, and clean that up.

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  • aussy123
    11 years ago

    Your one sick fuck bro....ONE SICK FUCK!!! The fact that you call your cock a wiener really is dumb as fuck... and where the hell you do you do this shit..You fucking fucker

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  • WildUtopia
    12 years ago

    1marcel you made
    My
    Day but now that I think about it.... I have been feeding my plants
    Clear pee because I thought it was good for them....I'm not trolling, I really do this...it's like I'm caring for someone like
    A
    Sweet
    Child
    By giving them my
    Remains

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    I gave you a chance to water the plants,
    I didnt mean that way,
    Now zip up your pants!

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  • poof!gone122
    12 years ago

    The ammonia in your urine would kill the plants...

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    just pee on citrus plants.

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  • Queen_of_darkness16
    12 years ago

    but would'nt that kill your plants?

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  • Wambo37
    12 years ago

    eww

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  • Miauwo
    12 years ago

    Is your 'wiener' so small that your neighbors haven't noticed this craziness yet?

    Or did you PEE on them too?

    I bet you did!

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  • Saycheese
    12 years ago

    Fake Plant Murderer!

    Pee kills plants.

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  • randypete
    12 years ago

    fake

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    The best part of the story was the part when he pulled out his weiner to pee in his garden. 3 troll faces out of 5 for this one. Poor bathroom habits are not a new category for trolling, but a delightful twist was adding that you do it fertilize the plants. Scores improve with better sentence structure and grammar.

    P.S. I pee off my deck in the backyard because I dont like cleaning my bathroom so backyard bathroom habits are believable.

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  • Sidekickz
    12 years ago

    well i guess its cheaper?

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  • 1marcelfilms
    12 years ago

    The virginity is strong in this one

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  • thatmuffinman
    12 years ago

    Dude I used to do that. And it killed my roses. Lesson learned, Piss on women, Not on plants. Thanks german porn.

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    • Sidekickz
      12 years ago

      i used to do that when i was like 3 years old!

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  • RinTin
    12 years ago

    I wish this were a true story that I could witness in person so I could tell everyone a good story.

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