Is it normal that i wish my dog was my boyfriend?

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He has gorgeous eyes and beautiful fur. I just don't think humans have the right features for me.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Keep the poochie away from your coochie!

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    • VirgilManly
      9 years ago

      Even if it just wants a sniff or a smoochie?

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      • dirtybirdy
        9 years ago

        Only if it's the gay porn flick Turner & Hoochie.

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        • Lonely2
          8 years ago

          Thats a lot of hoochie coochie for a poochie!

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  • Goomats
    9 years ago

    Wow. This is beyond any biological or sensible boundary. Your dog does not have the intellect or similar needs that another human would. He also lacks the lifespan or hope of employment. He also cannot talk to you and may not like you the way you like him.
    Your dog would make a very shitty boyfriend. Also, being "his girlfriend" is known as animal abuse.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    i has gorgeous eyes and wears a deer hide

    were made for each other

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    He's just using you for your bacon.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    Don't let these people get you down. Some people just like animals, and as long as you aren't hurting them, there's nothing wrong with that.

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  • Lonely2
    8 years ago

    I definitely love animals more than people...just not sexually though

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  • shordee
    8 years ago

    You would have s very stress less and dramatic free relationship

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Beautybeastdisney.PNG

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    For some reason your post reminds me of an odd yaoi manga I once read:

    http://www.mangahere.co/manga/inu_mo_arukeba_fallin_love/

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  • Mersaphe
    9 years ago

    I wish I was a dog right now. Even dogs get more action than me.

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  • Mytwin295
    9 years ago

    I feel sorry for the dog.

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  • Ace09
    9 years ago

    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. Love is the law, love under will.

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