Is it normal that im afraid of whales

idk but I'm afraid of whales and everyone thinks im crazy. Whales could swallow you whole or break your boat. I'm not saying im afraid of boats or water or anything but I would never go whale watching.

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  • slings_and_arrows

    Nobody appreciated my Moby Dick reference, huh?

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  • reminiscent

    A whales throat is too small to eat you it would choke.

    Also side note plankton from spongebob is afraid of whales too...so your not alone :)

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    • eccentriceel

      And Spongebob is the most normal person around.

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      • reminiscent

        Pretty much

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    • pastor_of_muppets

      But a whale ate Jonah?
      Maybe Jonah was a midget
      Whatever he was, I bet he had a whale of a time (^^,)

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      • reminiscent

        Fun fact no whale has the ability to do that...
        most likely what the bible is refurring to was the whale constilation also known as constellation Cetus. He most likely sailed under that for 3 days amd nights.
        the bible probably not as literal as most people take it. :P

        Also thats my fav bibical story and veggie tales episode lol

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        • pastor_of_muppets

          That is really interesting. You are a smarty pant (^_^)

          I have never read a bible though

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          • reminiscent

            I havent read the whole thing but I have read story's from it that I liked

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  • I'm guessing you don't have much of a connection with your mom, then. :/

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    • dirtybirdy

      Aw snap!

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  • NobodyKnows

    Not to sound mean, but this is literally one of the funniest things Ive read in a while. I have tears of laughter in my eyes right now.

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  • WhiteStallion

    You're definitely not Japanese/Asian then...they have whale for supper...I truly wish more people were either so afraid of or so in love with these creatures that they would leave the damn giants alone. And I don't fear whales 'cause I'm on land... unless ofcourse your mom still reads you the story of Jonah at bedtime :P

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  • thegypsysailor

    I guess I'd be wasting my time to explain why you have no need to fear whales?

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  • slings_and_arrows

    “I will have no man in my boat who is not afraid of a whale”

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