Is it normal that im deathly afraid of umbrellas

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Im deathly afraid of umbrellas, Im scared that one day Ill be using on and it will just close up on my head and suffocate me and I will die. Is it possible that it can do that? Please give me suggestions on how to get over this. Im also scared that one day I will get bad luck if I open an umbrella indoors. And they have pointy edges, what should I do????

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  • Kaory182
    11 years ago

    Are you freaking kidding? Umbrellas? Really?

    Xd don't worry umbrellas can't suffocate you.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I wouldn't worry about being suffocated by one. I'd worry that someone else possesses an umbrella that's really a gun or a sword....or a pokey stick.

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    • Terence_the_viking
      11 years ago

      Hehe i'm sure that helped loads :P

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        That's why I'm here ;)

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    Purchase a quality raincoat, rain pants, and good boots.

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  • redoctober
    11 years ago

    Good. So when the Bukkake show starts you won't be covered :)

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  • greenstone316
    11 years ago

    go see a shrink. :)

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  • Energy
    11 years ago

    Lol :P

    Everyone has their own fears. Some are weirder than others.

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