Is it normal that my ass leaks?

24% Normal
11 Comments

So sometimes before, or after I shit my asshole leaks doo doo. Most of the time I have to go to the bathroom and wipe my ass. Usually it's light brown and smells god awful. This usually happens like.. One or two times before it stops.
The worst part about it though is it feels nasty, and my asshole itches and burns. It itches more though and kind of feels like someone shoved a pine cone up my ass. It happens at work sometimes and I talk to myself to help myself through the discomfort. Instead of running off to the bathroom over and over I just let it leak for a while and give it one good final wipe.
Sometimes I squirm around and say to myself "God I just want to cut my entire ass hole off and throw it away." I hate it so much. Also if I keep wiping the shit my ass hole will bleed. God help me. If this shit doesn't go away soon I will cut my asshole off.

Voting Results
24% Normal
Based on 17 votes (4 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 11 )
  • Pumpurrnickel
    5 years ago

    See a doctor.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    See a doctor or go to the hospital.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    rectal weakness

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Are you into anal sex? Maybe your butt hole is loose. If not I would be seeing a proctologist. Having a job as a proctologist is a shitty job but I guess someone has to do it. :)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Nickvey
      5 years ago

      a proto will just fuck his ass a bit more, think about it, its why they are proctologists

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    You might have a serious digestive issue. Go see a doctor.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • LaGrange
    5 years ago

    Its either fire ants, fungus, or anal crab lice. Get you to a proctologist, exterminator, or tree doctor immediately.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Nickvey
      5 years ago

      could be demons , id see a witch doctor . could be diet i see a Vegetarian

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • acrylicpapito
    5 years ago

    This information is just generally weird.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • McBean
    5 years ago

    PeptoBismol.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Nickvey
    5 years ago

    fuck the doctor , he wont have a fucking clue . its your diet . stop eating goddamn gluten. you eat gluten and the lumen fills up with sticky pus and fluid and your ass leaks both along with shit.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0