Is it normal that my ball sweat smells kinda sweet like maple syrup?

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No, I'm not going to taste it.

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Try wiping your balls on your pancakes and a side order of grits.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I don't even know what grits are. European.

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  • neeecooole
    5 years ago

    🤔🤔🤔...are you Canadian?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      British

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  • Alichael
    5 years ago

    Why are you smelling your balls? That's disgusting 😫

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I'm not explicitly "smelling them", like I can't reach my face down there. Suffice to say if I've had an itch down there I don't even need to sniff my hand, I can tell it smells weirdly sweet. That's like saying you're disgusting because you can smell the guy on the bus next to you.

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  • Checkmate_King
    5 years ago

    Latent testicular diabetes. Check for caramelization.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    If your sack is full of pancake batter that would explain it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Almost, egg white.

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  • Boojum
    5 years ago

    Just to freak you out, here's a cheerful Wikipedia article on Maple Syrup Urine Disease:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_syrup_urine_disease

    Most likely you would have been diagnosed with that long before you could type, though, so I wouldn't panic.

    Does your sweat in general taste or smell sweet? The scent might be more concentrated on your testicles simply because of lack of ventilation and how balls tend to be a bit sweaty. If you taste sweetness when you lick your arm, you really should speak to a medical professional. It might be just your particular brand of human weirdness, but it could be a symptom of something significant.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Wow, that disease is fucked up.

      I don't have any reason to believe it will taste sweet, it just smells it, but in that way only natural syrups do.

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